Vicky Pollard says:
"yeh but no but yeh
but no but yeh but no
but yeh but...etc etc
u get the idea...i am so sexy"
A tribute to...
A guide to what you should be watching, listening to - if you do not follow this guide then you are just a loser.
First of all, you MUST watch every episode of LITTLE BRITAIN, plus u must make yourself watch the league of gentlemen.

No, I dont care if it gives you nightmares!
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Chocolate cake, chocolate cake, have ye any nuts? ....
Chocolate cake has....He wants to speak to you. Eek ekke ekekek.
You must worship both actors in Little britain (matt lucas and david wiailllaims)
why should i worship someone who dresses up like a weirdo aka,
david wallimusiuwussymuson.


Reasons for this include:
- He changed his name to something that took no time and effort to decide which actually turns out to be really funny.
- He would really like to be a hunk...(evidence for this can be seen on the right..lol)
-I actually think he's quite goodlooking BUT im not sure he would buy me a big enough ring, shame.
-He was in eastenders for like an episode which made me laugh alot.
-He really likes dressing up as a woman...erm.
Hello I am a HUNK, please treat me as you would your own. I come from a loving home and only need to be washed once a week. Collar provided.
Matt Lucas
LOL. I cant even think of a catchphrase.
Can you guess which of these pictures is Matt Lucas's Dad?>>>>>>>
If you click the right one you win a PRIZE!!!
Just a reminder...
- wave and smile and hug jonathan ross even if he looks like a big panda
- Watch Grease and the Wizard of Oz every day for the rest of your life.
- Wash your feet to avoid foot root.
- Adopt a brand new pet (david has been advertised)
- Admit to everyone that you actually cry all the time over everything (even if youre a bloke)
- Make it seem alright if you moan because you are a grumpy middle aged man.
- Watch the Office over and over again until your eyes bleed, because they wont make any more
- Watch Superman 3 just cos its classic and quite funny too
- Listen to the Flaming lips
- Continue to impersonate everything and everyone on Bo Selecta.
Oh and don't forget you also have to:

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