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The life story of Noel and his rise to fame as a Koala bear and his shiney new motor car 2000 |
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Ohh look what fucking noels got now- look what noels got- a fucking state of the art flying saucer koala skatboard- look at it shine and glisten in the mid day sun- look at its shifty face with a beaming smile- |
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i wish i had that koala 3000 super motor car but all ive got is 5p from his gameshow and all he can say to me is deal or no deal well noel, |
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NO FUCKING DEAL YOU KOALA CAR. |
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This is the story about noel. Noel and his life as a koala and how he has coped with it throughout his life- plagued by the need to eat eucaplytus and wallow in the trees and play with the ants, This is NOELS story in his own koala bear words. Thankyou for the music noel, thankyou. |
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Hi there this is noel typing straight from the pit of my bottomless heart. I am writing to tell you peeps about my life and how i managed to become a koala with the help of my special koala friends. You see, its not easy being a koala, oh no, no, no ,no ,no ,no no no no no no its not its not.
I wrote a special song for you guys from me to you from me to you:
It goes a little something like dis:
"La la la la ko-aaaala, yo yo yo yo das koalala la la la, furry wiggle ears make my heart go pound pound when my ears wiggle and i make a gruff sound sound, my nose is big and round like a car hoot hoot."
I hope you enjoyed that, i certainly did. Oh and dont forget peeps, deal or not deal isnt a game, its for life like my koala friends.
Meet my most special friend: |
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hallo dere i am das koala friend of noelms. i dont speak vee gooden english but i do noo zat i am a koala i think even tho sometimes in the light of night i look like a fucking cat or fuck knows what. |
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woowwww check dis shit out!! Its the new and improved koala 2000 super fast wooden wheeled zuper cars. Look at dis! It has wooden wheels with strong suspension and koala ears. CHECK DIS OUT! you just can not afford to miss out on this amazing zuper duper car. It is so modern and works really well. (car does not include smiley koala mouth-rusty gearbox can be purchased seperately) |
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This limited edition special zuperrr zig i zaggy car comes with air conditioning (subject to wind) which is good for those koalas who just cant get enough of this special modern motor car. You can even take your lady friend to the zoo and the old boathouse where you can dance the night away to ag-ga-doo.
Noel has put lots of extra special care into producing this fine example of modern engineering- it took approximately 2 koalas to mould and hand craft the eyeballs with their bare turds. Please buy this super motor car for just 3tuppence and a farthing NOW, do not hesitate please buy it- get down to your local junk yard NOW!!! |
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we would like to take this special moment to personally thank noel and his shitty friends for making his life story and fuckking funny one- ha ha noel you loser you fucking tramp you koala face omg what is wrong with you. |
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