Love the thought
Love the thought
Going for a walk
Talking to my ginger mutts or moving alone
Pleasure at the dog trials on the way
It's always mutts that feel so good
Let's eat some bones like all good dogs should
Pleasure at the Kennels on the way
Walk around, be free and roam
Theres always someone pooing on the sidewalk
Pleasure at the dog pound on the way
(CHORUS)
And I love the thought of shitting in your back garden
Even if I know I cant make it
Yes I love the thought of making you scoop my poop
Just a little bit of brown coming through
Shit can bend and breathe alone
Until it finds you on the carpet at home
Don't care what the people may smell
I like smelling of piss
Let's have a poop like all good dogs should
Pleasure at the rubbish dump on the way
(CHORUS)
And I love the thought of crapping on your lawn
Even if I know I can't hold it in
Yes I Love the thought of giving hope to you
Just a little piece of poo just for you
Pleasure in the rubbish bags on the way
I love the thought of pissing around your tree
Even if I know it will smell bad
Yes I Love the thought of giving that smell to you
Just a little bit of wee on your tree
Love (love the thought)
Even if I know I can't hold it in woof woof
P-P-Pick up a piece of poo
P-P-Pick up a piece of poo
