Owl: "Hoot hoot ha hotooototototot hooooooot hawkk arrrk hoot woot boot shoot loot moot"
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| "HOOT HOOT HOOT I AM THE WISE OLD OWL AND I AM FRIENDS WITH HARRY POTTER....SORT OF, WELL ONLY WHEN I ESCAPE AND CATCH FISH hoooooooottttt it's a hoot hoot at paultons park yeh" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Let me tell you lot a bit about Arry Potta. He's kinda understood really, you see he's not a wizard at all, he's just a screwed up kid in a screwed up world. Really he knows shit, I'm the wise one. Me and Harry are such good pals... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| FAQ | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ANSWERED BY JIMMY THE OWL BOY | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What is the owl's actual name in Harry Potter? | Bloody hell dont ask me how am I supposed to know do you think I bloody know about owls names?! It's probably shitface cos the little sod can't stop crapping everywhere. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ok...I thought you were jemima the owl girl? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm Jimmy the owl boy you twat do I look like a girl. Look, you're just gonna have to ask me something simpler, i know ask me about catching terrapins | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Terrapins. Right. Seriously now, What's Harry Potters favourite fish? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The best way to catch a terrapin is to trap it in a large bucket | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What's Harry Potters favourite fish? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Harry's favourite fish MUST be a haddock cos haddocks like to dance around and sing do you know the way to san jose and Harry really likes that song....How the fuck am I supposed to know? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Does harry prefer eating with his hands, knife and fork or with his sword? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| With his dancing Haddock. He also gets his flying owls to serve him plates of battered squid whilst doing the jig. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh really? Wow that sounds great. What do you think of the Harry Potter fims arsehole? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ask the owl. Owl: "Hoot hoot ha hotooototototot hooooooot hawkk arrrk hoot woot boot shoot loot moot" |
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