wHEN WE GOT THERE WE REALIZED ACTUALLY IT WAS REALLY EASY TO DRIVE COS IT WAS SIGNPOSTED AND GRANT HAD CLEVERLY DECIDED TO TIE HIMSELF TO OUR ROOF RACK SO HE COULD GIVE US DIRECTIONS.
yEH SO WHEN WE GOT THERE WE HAD TO DRIVE LIKE EIGHT HUNDERED STOREYS UP IN THE CAR PARK TO FIND A SPACE AND THEN WENT TO GET SOME DRINKS N STUFF N STUFF.
pOOR OLD TAKA DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO SAY i THINK HE JUST COULDNT HELP HIMSELF. i COULD HEAR tHAT NASTY OLD cHRIS mARTIN SNIGGERING TOO, GWENETH WAS WASHING HER KNICKERS IN THE SINK.
sO THEN WE WENT INTO THE HALL AND AQUALUNG WAS PLAYING ALL HIS SONGS. hE USED TO GO TO MY COLLEGE barton pevril AND EMMI AND I WE WERE SHOUTING "peveril peveril barton pev pev" BUT i DONT THINK HE HEARD US. aLTHOUGH i DID SEE HIM SINGING QUITE A BIT.
nEXT UP WE HAD TO STAND AND WAIT FOR THEM TO ARRIVE, YES THATS RIGHT IT WAS NEARLY TIME FOR FEEDER oh my god.
sO WE WERE STANDING THERE AND I WAS NEARLY WETTING MYSELF WAITITNG FOR THEM TO COME ON AND THEY KEPT PLAYING BLOODY COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC AND CLASSICAL AND i WAS LIKE wat the faaaaaaaak.
oH YEH AND THERE WAS THIS GROUP OF BOYZ IN FRONT OF US POINTING UP TO THE CEILING AND i THOUGH THEY SED THERE WAS A RAT HANGING FROM THE CEILING SO i KEPT LOOKING COS i THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE CHRIS BACK AGAIN TO CAUSE MISCHEIF. sO I KEPT LOOKING UP AND THEY KEPT SAYING IT WAS A RAT...i DONT THINK IT WAS U KNOW.
oh my god THEN U KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT FEEDER ACTUALLY CAME ONSTAGE AND i WAS LIKE fuvk fuck fssjhkshkshkskuhsiuysiu AND OH MY GOD GRANT CAME UP TO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE AT THE FRONT AND HE WAS JUST THERE AND I WAS LIKE shit AND I COULDNT LOOK AT HIM COS I WAS SO EMBRARASSED COS HE IS SO FIT LIKE. oH AND THAT GUITARIST DEAN KEPT LOOKING AT ME, he DID REALLY he did HE WAS LOOKING AT ME AND I EVEN SAW HIM MOUTH THE WORDS 'i love u mum' TO ME....
oH AND THEN i HAD THIS MOOSE THAT EMMI GAVE TO ME, i WROTE GRANT ON IT COS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE OH SO CLEVER TO THINK IT LOOKED LIKE HIM SO THEN I actually THREW IT ON STAGE AND IT HIT DEAN IN THE HEAD ROUND THE FACE REALLY HARD AND HE FELL OVER!
nO ONE PICKED THAT MOOSE UP i WONDER WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IT, MIGHT BE WORTH SOMEHTING ONE DAY COS IT IS FROM MACDONALDS AFTER ALL.
oMG ALSO TAKA CAME UP TO THE FRONT AND WAS PLAYING HIS GUITAR AND HE LOOKED AND ME AND EMMI AND I SWEAR HE WAS THINKING ABOUT US AT HEATHROW AND POINTING RIGHT AT US AND HE EVEN SHOUTED "LOOK ITS MY MATIES!!!421754823754^*(^^%w^�%$^7"
tHEY CARRIED ON PLAYING ALL THEIR SUPERB SONGS AND GRANTS VOICE WAS SO SEXY i JUST WANTED TO EAT HIM. nOT LIKE A CARNIVORE OR NUFFIN. bUT UNFORTUNATELY HE JUST COULDNT KEEP HIS EYES OFF ME, HE IS way TOO KEEN i NEED space IN A RELATIONSHIP.
oH THEN THEY PLAYED 'hIGH' AND WE SANG ALONG LIKE "IM GOING OUT FOR A WHILE SO I CAN GET HIGH ONA PLANE" OH AND WE REALLY DANCED FOR BUCK ROGERS COS THAT SONG IS CLASSIC AND WE SANG ABOUT FRASER BEING A TOSSER AND A NASTY LITTLE PIECE OF POO.
oH AND THEN THEY FINISHED AND i CRIED AND CRIED AND THE PEOPLE THERE WAS ALL SO MISERBALE LIKE GRUNGERS AND COULDNT SMILE AND THEY WERE JUST looseRS COS i know THAT FEEDER ARE JUST WAITING TO BE MY HUSBANDS, ALL OF THEM.
