Now, What is your favourite antique?
You know once I found a really old bag of chips ha ha they had gone a bit mouldy but i actually ATE them ha ha ha I'm such a silly old bugger.
His real identity can not be revealed due to legal reasons. RIP.
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| An Interview with David Dickinson | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Hello and welcome David to this interview. | Hello you cheeky old git cheap as chips son of an old goat. What objects have you got for us today on Bargain Hunt? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| We haven't got any items this is an interview with me, (undisclosed name). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Well chaps lets see what auctions will be coming up shortly. We'll be back after this short break. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| David I have no time for your games. My first question is why do you always talk about chips? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chips? Oh cheap as cheese?! Oh I see! Ha ha ha ha ha. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| .....? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| AH HA ha ha ah aha ha. CHEAP AS CHIPS | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ok. My second question is; How did you manage to get such an ultra violet shade of tan orange on your face? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Orange? Oh you mean my orange tan?! Do you know any nice ladies I can get together with, you know any old mums? Preferably if they have daughters with them? Im getting quite desperate. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| No David you old perve. Now, What is your favourite antique? |
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| Ohhh antiques? Antiques...antiques... You know once I found a really old bag of chips ha ha they had gone a bit mouldy but i actually ATE them ha ha ha I'm such a silly old bugger. |
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| Oh you are such a prat. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ah ha and you know what?! The chips werent even chips at all! They were bow ties! Ah ha ha ha ha aha aha ha aha aha aha aha aha (cut interview). | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This interview was hosted by this man. His real identity can not be revealed due to legal reasons. RIP. |
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