"Yes I used to be in basted and the complete bastards threw me out the &^7658367^%$^%%�"uckin w&^896ankers"
Edmund Watermeadows - ...is now in recovery in southampton general hospital suffering from an accident where he tried to kill all members of busted.
Superman said:
"I tried to rescue them from the birds but I just couldnt get there in time, I did punch bobby in the face though, Jemima said the experience was traumatic and Geraldine exclaimed 'MY FACE IS COVERED IN SHITE'"
No known member of busterd can actually read. Yes I know its an astonishing fact but its true because all 18 members of bustid were actually brought up by wolves, yes wolves.
David Walliams is not a fan of wolves.
Busteds producer is actually Mick Hucknall, the ginger Mutt. He writes and tells Masted to do everything that they do, including moulding their faces into young boy look-alikes. Really Basted are all dogs and they were the spawn of Mick and Kelly Osbourne. That is also why they are so SHIT.
