| Big Beaver | ||||||||||||||||||
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| Hey peeps my name is Big Beaver. I will be controlling everything that goes on in the teepee-like lodge house made with branches. Big Beaver knows everything. I haven't got time for any games I am just eating my chilli apple. | ||||||||||||||||||
| A bit about beavers... Beavers like to build damns with some trees and stuff. Beavers look a bit like otters. Although beavers dont like otters very much because otters are a bit crafty. |
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| Big Beaver Diary Room | ||||||||||||||||||
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| The big beaver diary room is a place for other beavers to come and bring sticks theyve collected or talk about how much they hate otters. Here are is a live chat with Michelle to Big Beaver. | ||||||||||||||||||
| Big beaver: hello Michelle whats up with you today? Why are u upset rooster? I understand Michelle. Why don't you go and talk to someone who gives a fuck because Big Beaver is only going to be really evil and make u want to eat ur own tail. Whatever fuck off Michelle Big Brother is evil and hates you all. Hates you ALL HA HA MWAH HA. |
Michelle: hi big beava I am so like upset u know chicken turkey I was watching ma chicken stu earlier u knooww and he was like flirting with shell beaver and i saw him helping her knaw through a tree and then later she collected some logs for him. I know he's a chicken but really he's a beaver. Big beaver I thought u cared I know u are evil but chickens are really cool. I wish I was a chicken u knoooow. I need to go floss. Thanks big beaver u are so kind I love you. |
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| DAY 87 Today an otter wandered into the house and was like 'what are all these beavers doing in my house?'. Emma Beaver was like 'wat I dont understand I forgot to wear my bra today I am SO ROUGH'. The otter got really annoyed and told Marco he was a spooner and then ate some snails. The one thats really a bloke said 'I want to take your trousers off' and then the otter quickly left. Marco decided he wanted to bum stuart and Michelle got really annoyed and starting eating chickens. |
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