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| ---D�Griff is departing.
Todd Daniels approaches. D�Griff flicks his ashes from his lit cigar at Daniels before his mouth even opens to speak. He�s bitter, but not done yet!--- �Thunderkiss69� by Rob Zombie is already playing in the arena. Ladders, ladders everywhere. At least six ladders are placed throughout the wrestling area. The Lee Brothers break through the smoke wall around the entrance. Waves crash and strobe lights flicker as the brothers get into the ring. Jack Spade: The next match is scheduled for a ladder match and it is for the MXW Tag Team Championship titles. Already in the ring at a combined weight of 410 pounds, Johnny and George, the Lee Brothers!! �Kickstart My Heart� cuts in. Axl O�Neil comes out, determined, bobbing his head to the words and getting ready for---- �The Way You Like It� interrupts Axel�s rocking. Fuck this guy! Axel runs down to the ring and starts fighting both Lees. Derek Marks comes out. Red lights shoot from the Titan Tron. He poses every once and awhile, making the crowd strive for him. ======================================== -7- MXW Tag Team Championship � Ladder Match The Lee Brothers -vs- Derek Mark/Axl O�Neil ======================================== ***DING DING DING*** ---Axel tackles both Lees to the mat as Derek flips backward over the ropes, and poses in the middle of the ring. Carl: Do they get any better than Derek Marks? Axl is up, sees the pose and shoves Marks. Marks is pissed! He shoves back. BAM! Double Clothesline by The Lee Brothers to both men. Kenny: They�re going to need to get along in this match, or they can kiss those titles good-bye. LIONSAULT SO SOON! George gets up from it and thanks god for making him land alright. Carl: His head came inches from the mat! Can he pray on national pay per view? Those were Axl�s ribs! God wouldn�t be pleased. Derek Marks rolls outside. Ladders anyone? The ladder is set up in the ring. Dropkick to the ladder. The steel of the rungs hits Marks squarely in the face. Carl: Is anyone else bored by this match? Kenny: No! I love tag team matches! Carl: I don�t! It should be a four way brawl, then it�d be interesting! Jonathan: But it�s not so deal with it! Carl: Deal with it like I dealt with you being homosexual? Johnny Lee is up and headed for the in-ring ladder. Grabbing it, he swing around sharply and nails Marks, sending him backwards. Axl�s up! Gut kick to Johnny. Scissors Kick! He grabs the ladder and shoves it hard into George�s gut. He drops the ladder and prepares George for� Jonathan: THE HARD ROCK LIVE!!! �.onto the ladder. CRACK. The hinges of the ladder snap, breaking part of the ladder. Johnny�s back and spears Axl out of the ring through the ropes. Derek Marks turns and grabs the ladder, rolling George off. He sets it up under the title belts hanging above him. One of ten steps. George rolls out of the ring. Second step. Johnny picks up Axl. Third step. Johnny throws Axl over the barricade, into the crowd. Fourth step. Johnny climbs onto the barricade and then leaps� Fifth step. THE QUICK FLIP into the crowd. Sixt---SNAP!!!! Derek Marks falls straight down, slamming his chin into the eight rung. Jonathan: The ladder just broke!! Kenny: That second hinge of the ladder snapped under his weight! Derek, chipped tooth and all, gets up. He climbs out of the ring. BAM! Johnny jumps off the barricade in a run and hits Marks in the face� THE QUICK KICK! Marks falls back. Johnny Lee laughs�. But then frowns? LOW BLOW! Axl comes from behind and hits the G-String Malfunction. There�s a ladder set against the ramp and Axl grabs it. George is there right away. BAM! Ladder�s swung and connects with George�s head. Johnny kneels, holding his crotch. Axl smiles. Jonathan: Would he hit the man on his knees? He has no way of protecting himself. BAM! Axl almost decapitates Johnny�. �wait, George is already back up!!! Stunned, Axl swings again. BAM! George goes down�.. wait�. Johnny�s up already after the beheading??? BAM!! Johnny falls in a heap to the floor�. No way!! George is back up!!! BAM!!! George stands for two seconds, then falls in the same form his brother had�.oh my god, from the corner of his eye, Axl sees Johnny getting up already!!! BAM!!!!!!! Axl: �.Shit. The figure in his eyes was not Johnny, but Derek Marks approaching! Now Marks is cut wide open in the head, laying motionless on the concrete floor. Axl tosses the ladder in the ring, ignoring his fallen partner. He sets the ladder under the title belts and on top of the broken ladder. One step. George is getting up slowly, rubbing his head. Second step. George goes underneath the ring. Third step. He�s back out, pulling out a ladder. Fourth step. This ladder, set up, is as tall as the one in the ring, even with the ring elevating it. Fifth step. George starts to climb his own ladder, but knows he�ll never get to the top in time. Sixth step. George gets to the third step and sees his ladder is much taller. Seventh step. George then feels himself being hoisted to the tenth rung! Johnny�s up! Eighth step. With Johnny�s help, hoisting him up with his shoulders, George gets positioned on top of his 15 foot ladder. Ninth st--- BAM!! MISSLE DROPKICK INTO THE RING FROM THE TOP OF GEORGE�S LADDER TO AXL�S LADDER IN THE RING!!!! Axl falls instantly over the opposite of the ring, and to the concrete floor. Johnny slides the 15ft ladder into the ring. George gets to his feet and steps up the knocked over ladder of Axl�s. The Lee Brothers set up their ladders right next to each other under the title belts. One step. One step. Axl is stirring, so is Derek Marks. Two steps. Second step. Axl using the ring as support and slides in. Three steps, third step. Derek Marks is up, rubbing the blood off his forehead. Fourth step. Fourth step. Axl grabs the broken ladder, which is under Johnny�s ladder. Johnny�s ladder teeters a little but doesn�t effect Johnny�s climbing. Fifth step. Five steps! Derek Marks looks angrily at the ring, especially Axl. He makes for the ramp. Sixth step. Sixth rung. Axl looks back to see his partner leaving and flicks him off. He starts to shake the ladder of Johnny�s. Johnny stops. Sixth step. Seventh step. Johnny signals for Axl to come bring it! Sixth step, Eighth step, second rung. Axl starts climbing at a fast rate as Johnny gets ready to fight. Sixth step, nine feet, fifth rung. Axl and Johnny trade blows at the top of the 15ft ladder, compared to George�s 10 foot ladder. Derek Marks reaches the top of the ramp. Sixth step, Ten feet, Sixth rung. Johnny swings at Axl, misses, and gets a thumb very hard to the eye. Johnny feels his eyeball hit the back of its spot in his skull. The pain hurts so bad, but he holds on. Axl sees George reaching for the belts. He maneuvers to George�s ladder, and then shoves Johnny�s ladder. �.nothing�. Axl gives it a harder shove and it starts to sail towards the ropes, Johnny holding his eye. Johnny hits the concrete floor, laying still. Tenth rung, Seveth step. Axl climbs to meet George, who is reaching for the title belts. TOP OF THE LADDER. Axl tries shoving George, but holding onto the belts now, he swings and comes back. Axl tries grabbing George, but he just kicks at him. Jonathan: This is very dangerous that high! Carl: Just as dangerous as having sexual intercourse in the butt without a condom! Axl starts to get a grip on George�s leg�. BAM!!! Axl falls forward� dangerously towards his face. He lands neck first, then back, then legs, almost straight down. Derek Marks stands in the ring, with a ladder of his own. Kenny: DEREK MARKS JUST HIT HIS PARTNER!!! Carl: Repaying the favor! George grabs the title buckles and fiddles with them. Derek Marks stares at Axl unhappily and then rolls out of the ring backwards, heading back up the ramp. George finally gets the belts undone and falls backward, landing on top of Axl. ***DING DING DING*** JACK SPADE (ANNOUNCER): THE WINNERS OF THE MATCH AND NEW MXW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: JOHNNY AND GEORGE, THE LEE BROTHERS!!! �Thunderkiss69� by Rob Zombie! The crowd goes wild as George holds the belts up. Johnny doesn�t move from where he lays. The referee slides into the ring to check on Axl. Jonathan: He didn�t land very well. The referee makes the signal for the EMTs to come to the ring. Jonathan: This is like the third time they�ve been out here! Carl: Prove it! Jonathan: Once for Simon Lyman, once for TNL, and once for D�Griff! Carl: So this would be the fourth time, dickface! Kenny: If Jason were here, things probably wouldn�t be so bad� wait, Melanie has breaking news!!! ---Melanie is shown in the same spot she was all night. Melanie: No, no Jason yet, but I do have major news! This Friday at Fusion we will have an in-ring interview with a very prominent face in the MXW!!! And he�s here tonight! A man walks into the screen that many people have seen before. He�s got a shit-eating grin and red hair. Melanie: None other than the infamous Incredible! Incredible keeps smiling. Melanie: What are you doing back? Incredible: All will be revealed Friday night! Melanie: But you did tell me one thing about you coming back� Incredible: Oh yes, Jason James contacted me earlier this week about returning and you�ll see why Friday! Melanie: Well you heard it here! An amazing athlete returning thanks to the man that hasn�t shown up in the company for almost a month, but yet he�s been contacting people outside the MXW. What does all of this mean? I�m still here� one thing I know, the main event was supposed to be for the MXW title, but do to the absence of one of the members of the New Era match, Jason of course, the producers have chosen to make the New Era title match the main event, just in case Jason does come back! Kenny: He�s not coming back�. Carl: Incredible�s back!!!!!! Jonathan: Oh god� Kenny: Just change the match to a fatal five-way and get the match on with! |
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