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| --Roll out the carpet; literally!
Mr. Furious and Links roll out the plush carpet, as the Titan Tron lights up. The meetings the King�s held are shown, around a round table. There are more men around the table other than his Henchmen. THE KING IS HERE SO BOW DOWN!!! �The Great American Nightmare� by Rob Zombie. Out comes the king, with his robe, crown and scepter. The crowd stays quiet. He makes sure he only walks on the carpet. Jack Spade: The next match is scheduled for one-fall and it is for the MXW Intercontinental Championship. It will be fought in a Lumberjack match! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 300 pounds, from Phoenix, Arizona, The Wrestling King, Stephen Smith! I am the king, I should be treated like royalty, the King thinks. I will save these people from great wonders. The Henchmen meet him in the ring. They collect his belongings and go to ringside.� Jonathan: Quite a glamorous entrance for the self-proclaimed �King�. Carl: Who are you kidding, Jon? The King is a sham! --�Struttin� Like A God� by Busta Rhymes. The crowd gets on their feet. He may be mean, but we like him better than the King. Wooo: the comments from someone at ringside. Links raises his hand at him, but settles himself. The Tron flickers to life, images of an old 70�s show operation. �Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology and the capability to make the world�s first ebonic man! Sugar Hill will be that man! He will be better than he was! BETTER! STRONGER! FASTER!� White light turns to flickering green. The crowd watches on, when they feel something hit them from above. They look up. From the rafters fall mock $1,000,000 bills with Sugar Hill�s face on all of them. Out comes the Entourage. Kym, Mary Jane, and Jerome, all coming out together. From the curtain walks Bo Dacious with a microphone. Bo Dacious: Let me welcome one of the greatest wrestlers of all time, from Hollywood, being the only $60,000,000 Ebonic Man in the world today, SUGAR HILL!!! Sugar Hill comes out, closely followed by Kobe Kayne. Stay close by, in case I need anything, Hill had told him before leaving through the curtain. The King shows no fear. The King: How come they call him that? Kym: Ha! He won a $60,000,000 match. But the question you should ask next is, what hell did he have to go through to win that kind of money. And would be so sure that he�d win that�d he wager that much! The King looks stunned. Even for a king, he didn�t have that kind of money. Sugar Hill is used to booing, so he grabs a sign of the closest fan, and rips it in half. The small part of the crowd boos. ======================================== -4- MXW Intercontinental Championship � Lumberjack Match Sugar Hill (w/Bo Dacious, Kym, Mary Jane, Jerome, Kobe Kayne) -vs- The King (w/Mr. Furious & Links) ======================================== ***DING DING DING*** --The King doesn�t know what to expect. This man�s mysterious, but there�s some weird presence he brings with him. Regardless, there�s no turning back now. Lock up starts the match, but The King is pushed off without so much has a shove. The King doesn�t like this. His Henchmen crack their knuckles. The King takes out all the stops. Thumb to the eye. This gets Sugar�s attention. The King: Come on, Sugarpie. Hill swings a right and catches The King. Hill�s pissed. He nails a left jab, now. The King blindly runs forward, shoving Hill into the ropes, backs up and hits a clothesline over the top rope to the outside. Jonathan: Uh oh, here comes the Royal Beat-down! The Henchmen just happened to be placed conveniently by where Hill landed. Let�s do what we�re here for, Links thinks, They pound away on him, kicking in his face. Jerome comes running by and clotheslines Links. Mr. Furious holds Sugar Hill, ready for an old fashion beat-down. Jerome: What you think you doin�? Mr. Furious knew exactly what he was doing, getting ready to end this �suckers� life! Kenny: This is what lumberjack matches are all about! Jonathan: Why don�t they just make it a six man tag team match? The referee bellows out the first warning. Referee: Throw him back into the ring or feel free to leave. With brute force, Mr. Furious tossed Hill into the ring. The King took complete advantage. Head between King�s legs, arched ready to go, King nails the King�s Bomb. THUNK! Hill�s head bounces off the mat. Kym won�t let it end like this. One. Kym pulls the referee�s leg. He turns around, stunned. The crowd counts: Two! The King notices the lack of referee and lets go of the hook. SMACK! The King nails Kym right in the face. �Ow� sounded sore to her own ears. Carl: So the King�s a woman beater. I could kind of tell that from first glance. Proud. The King was proud. Jerome and Links met face to face. Entourage versus Henchmen. The only question was were the Entourage too soft? The referee is stunned, asking himself if King just hit a woman. Sugar Hill awoke, being temporarily knocked cold. He found himself lifted again. Kobe: He hit Kym!!! He�s a woman beater!! Sugar heard this with great perception. No woman-beater would beat the Ebonic Man, ever! Hill was stuck though, where did he have to go. He was about to be hit with a Powerslam. He did the only thing that came to mind, and that was: BITING THE KING! The Sweet Tooth! The tip of the King�s nose began to bleed as soon as the vicious bite was taken. Sugar Hill, on his feet now, took advantage. $60 Million Slam! The Washington crowd goes nuts. Kobe helps Kym to the back finally. Mary Jane stands alone, jumping and clapping. Jerome and Links exchange constant left and rights. Sugar signals for the end. One more move, then hit the finisher. Hill climbs the turnbuckle, getting ready for the Rush! Sizing up the King, he waits. If the King wasn�t so dizzy, he�d be able to see Sugar� If Sugar wasn�t so concentrated, he�d be able to see what stands behind him. One shove is all it takes Mr. Furious to throw Hill off. King conveniently put his foot in the way of Hill�s fall. Hill finds his head between King�s legs again. Jerome falls to the hands of Links, laying motionless. The King�s Royal Super Bomb! Links and Mr. Furious are met with Hill being powerbombed out of the ring. The Royal Beatdown ensues. Links lifts Hill straight up above his head and then lets go. Hill had no time to see it coming�.the barricade meeting his face. Jonathan: Why not make this match a handicap match and make this legal? Kenny: I�d like to see a straight up one on one match sometime tonight. Mr. Furious prepared to stomp a hole into Sugar Hill. The King turned his attention to ringside� and Mary Jane, standing all� alone! Now�s his chance. Sure, she�s dorky looking, but she�s make-upable. The King slides out of the ring. Make a good first impression. He grabs her hand, bends on one knee as a lover, and kisses her hand. Her stomach rises into her throat, face showing exactly that. The King: My love, will you escort me to my locker room this wonderful of nights. No answer. What�s she thinking? DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Links and Mr. Furious are still taking it to Sugar Hill, the referee having absolutely no control. The referee has no choice but to begin a Count Out. One! Mary Jane has said nothing, just standing looking from The King to the beating, to the crowd. Two! The crowd booes. Crowd: @$$hole! @$$hole! Three! SMACK! Links tosses Sugar Hill straight into the turnbuckle. Four! Why isn�t she answering? The King reaches his feet and pulls her into his arms, cradling her. Five! King makes for the ramp, paying no heed to the match at all. Six! BAM! Jerome is up and wielding a chair!! Links falls victim first. BAM! Mr. Furious falls next. Seven! The King has nothing on his mind but love�. �.but his head has nothing on it but�. BAM! �.steel. Eight! Jerome helps Mary Jane up, who consequently falls as well. Jerome pulls The King up, and throws him into the side of the ring. Nine! Jerome rolls The King into the ring. He sprints to Hill and rolls him in as well to stop the count. Nothing now� two men in the ring laying motionless. The ref is forced to start another separate ten count. One! Jerome and Mary Jane watch on, the crowd cheering loudly for Hill. Two! Hill begins to stir, restlessly on the mat. Three! Crawl, bastard! Crawl to him! Four! Hill drags his aching body, slowly, forcing his arms to carry his lower body on the mat. Five! Hill gets close enough to throw an arm over The King. One. The crowd is on their feet, cheering with excitement. Two. Jerome and Mary Jane can�t believe it! �..Kickout. The King gets a burst of energy. No one can believe what just happened, especially Sugar Hill, who has no more strength in his body. Both men lay, chests rising and falling faster than normal. Jerome is stunned, feeling weakness quiver in his muscles. Stunned doesn�t begin to explain it� he�s lost it. Links reaches his feet, sporting a giant red mark on his head. Jerome re-grips the chair legs�. �It�s not over yet. BAM! Links falls to the exact spot he just rose from. Mr. Furious grabs Jerome�s leg. BAM! Chairshot to an already downed man. Jerome rides of complete adrenaline, sweat dripping, he slides into the ring, never unarming the chair. The referee holds him back. Referee: I�ll DQ your friend if you use that! Fuck ya, Jerome feels. He fights away from the referee. Just swing it and end him. Batters up�.. The referee grabs the chair from him. Something from behind shoves the referee into Jerome. BAM! The chair in the ref�s hands hits Jerome in the face. The King was wide awake for the attempted beheading by Jerome. Awake for the help from the ref. But a foot to the ref ended his problems with Jerome. Stupid Henchmen. What were they even good for? Seconds later, The King stands. The referee lay next to a downed Jerome. The King pries the chair from the ref. Perfect, Hill is stiring. He reaches a knee, then a foot. Jonathan: This isn�t looking good! Kenny: Looks like Hill�s going to get Knighted! Hill can barely reach his feet, let alone know where anyone is or what they are doing. The King is better for the ware, but has no idea he�s not so sure of where everyone is. YANK! From behind, Kobe Kayne has taken the chair. BAM! The King falls to the hit. King lays motionless on the ground. Sugar Hill stands staring. Kobe holds the chair out for Hill to take. Sugar takes it�. �.and throws it into the ground. The crowd cheers obsessively. Sugar Hill instead steadies The King over his shoulders. GLAM SLAM! Kobe grabs the referee, who drunkenly counts the pin. One! Links and Mr. Furious both reach their feet. They won�t let this happen, no way! Two! Kobe sees the Henchmen up. Jerome�s still down, Mary Jane is standing shocked. Kobe�s has to do it himself! Kobe goes running and launches himself over the top rope, landing right on top of the Henchmen. THREE! The crowd goes nuts. ***DING DING DING**** JACK SPADE (RING ANNOUNCER): THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: THE 60 MILLION DOLLAR EBONIC MAN, SUGAR HILL!!! �Struttin� Like A God!� Bo Dacious comes out, angry. He storms to the ring, shoves Jack Spade, steals his microphone. BO DACIOUS: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION: THE 60 MILLION DOLLAR EBONIC MAN, SUGAR HILL!!! |
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