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| Jonathan: We all are. But folks, the night hasn�t even begun yet. And to start it off, we�re going to see two men fight for the rights to who is the sexiest man in the world!
Kenny: And then Friday night we�ll see them face off in a contest to see what the MXW crowd thinks. And who better then the crowd in Salt Lake City, Utah? Carl: And I�ll be the judge! Who better to judge the sexiest boys, then the sexiest man alive, Carl Jones? Jonathan: Haha, right! --Pianos can be heard throughout the arena. �Lose Yourself� by Eminem booms from the arena speakers and fireworks burst through the stage. The crowd bobs their heads and arms in the air. An aerial view shows everyone moving in unison. Brink runs through the fireworks and shakes for the crowd. She runs down the ramp and walks around the ring, shaking everyone�s hands. She then points at a young girl. She smiles and helps the girl over and into the ring. Cole Bradstreet heads down the ramp followed by his bodyguard, Risk. The bass booms as he gets in the ring. The girl that�s in the ring is nervous. Brink gets a microphone.-- Brink: What�s your name? Girl: Rachel� Rachel Feltcher! Brink: Well Rachel, do you know what I brought you in here for? I�m going to let you kiss my boyfriend, Cole. --The girl is very nervous now. She�s shaking and smiling very big. Cole leans in and kisses her on the lips. Brink smiles and the girl is red in the face. Brink then gestures her to exit the ring. Rachel does, giggling and looking back.-- Brink: Yep, once is enough girly. --Brink then grabs Cole and gives him a giant kiss on the lips. Their moment is interrupted by the lights turning turquoise and the arena being filled with guitar and drum beats. The singing begins and out comes Daisy with a microphone.-- Daisy: The only one qualified to introduce the coolest man on the planet� is the hottest woman ever! Allow me to introduce y�all to the one and only, Mistah Spring Break, The King Of Cool, the Master of the Matress, the Loving but tender�. Bastian Rayne!!! --Bastian walks out, as the crowd does nothing. Some booes are heard, but a lot of cheering is going on. Brink looks disgusted as Daisy giggles when Bastian kisses her. Bastian walks down the ramp with Daisy on his arm. Once by the ring and final peck, and Bastian rolls into the ring. Brink kisses Cole and slides out of the ring.-- ======================================== -1- Who�s The Sexiest??? Managers Allowed Match Cole Bradstreet (w/ Brink & Risk) -vs- Bastian Rayne (w/Daisy) ======================================== ***DING DING DING*** --Bradstreet sizes up Bastian to begin. CB: Come on, Rayne! BR: You got nothing, Bradley!! They circle one another. Brink: Come on Cole!!! End him quick! Brink already starts pounding on the ring apron.� Kenny: Who�s your pick to win? Mine�s Bradstreet! Carl: Rayne all the way. He�s got a glow about him! Jonathan: I�d say Bradstreet! He�s got the size advantage, and I don�t see Bastian�s ex-partner out here like it was said he would be. Carl: Where�s Monopoly? Or Scrabble that Bastian said he was ordering from Hoods�R�Us? I shop there for my girlfriend�s underwear! --Bradstreet locks up Bastian, knuckles clashing. Twist Of the arm brings Bastian to his knees. Knee to Bastian�s face, sending him to the apron, holding his nose. Bastian rolls out of the ring, next to Daisy. A little tender love and care is what Bastian�s looking for, and gets a kiss on the cheek, as Daisy places her hands on his pecks to reach. CB: Wuss. Gotta have the woman to help you? BR & Daisy: Ha! Bradstreet signals him back into the ring. Here comes Bastian�. Fake! Bastian laughs at psyching Bradstreet out.� Carl: Haha, good one!! Does anyone else feel envious of Bastian? Jonathan: No, not at all. He�s a smart ass if you ask me. Carl: I didn�t ask if you enjoyed his behind. The guy�s cool, Jon, something you know little about being! --Bastian decides to get into the ring on the safe side. Bradstreet tries to turn ar--- SMACK! Blindsided by Bastian�s trickery� and his right jab. Quick Snap Suplex by Bastian, but barely phases Bradstreet. Bastian gets up first. Irish Whip to Bradstreet into the ropes. Bastian has it in the�. BAM!! Giant Clothesline by Bradstreet.� Kenny: Bradstreet has the power advantage here, but Bastian does have the smarts and the agility to get him out on top tonight. Carl: �Out on top�! I know what you mean! --Bradstreet locks the Full Nelson, then decides that�s not good enough, and hits the Full Nelson Slam. The stars fly in Bastian�s eyes, nailing his head directly on the mat. Daisy: Get up!! Brink: Finish him!! Bradstreet listens, picking Bastian up for the Running Powerslam. Nearing the end of Bastian, when the weight shifts! TINK! Bradstreet nails the turnbuckle with the giant shove from Bastian. Not taking him that easy. Bradstreet turns around and runs full force at Bastian, Clothesline in mind. Bastian has something else in mind. Ducking! Bradstreet doesn�t know what happened, until it�s too late. Bastian bounces off the ropes and hits a Springboard Crossbody.� Kenny: That was the Reign of Love by Bastian! Carl: It was beautiful! Almost as beautiful as Daisy! --Daisy: *CLAP CLAP CLAP* The trend continues, as Bastian runs to the ropes again. Lionsault! Brink & Crowd: BRAD-STREET! BRAD-STREET! BR: Shut the hell up! Bastian�s got Bradstreet to his feet into a Choke Hold now. The world�s good from Bastian�s point of view. Beautiful girl, match almost won, this big lunk in a� Elbow to the gut of Bastian. Bradstreet grabs Bastian�s head in signal for the crowd popping.-- Jonathan: Fun�s over now!! It�s finisher time! --Execution: Step One, Nail opponent in the gut. Check! Step Two, Grab opponent�s head in DDT position. Check. Step Three, and lastly, send both men� wait one man� wait� �.too late! The hands of Bastian wrap around Bradstreet�s waist. Football players tackle into the turnbuckle, the hard steel cooling Bradstreet�s spine. Once wasn�t enough. CB: Aahhh! Third times a charm! Time to use this turnbuckle for more than a spine breaker. Lifting Bradstreet onto the turnbuckle�s top, he sits him down. It�s time for the �Cherry Popper�. Final destination? Pain! Bradstreet doesn�t feel like going down, so he doesn�t. As Bastian climbs, Bradstreet helps him down. He grabs his head again and nails the Party Slam, tornado DDT. THUNK! THUNK! Brink hits the apron Crowd: BRAD-STREET! BRAD-STREET! That�s it, Daisy�s had enough. Up on the apron she comes. The referee won�t allow this. Ref: Get down! *nothing* Get down, I said! Fans turn their attention away from the ring, seeing movement elsewhere. Simon Lyman!!! That isn�t a glimmer from Simon�s physique, that�s a steel chair and it�s in the ring. Crowd: Booo!!! Bradstreet hears disapproval from the fans and turns to meet�. STEEL! And Bradstreet�s out cold -� step in, Bodyguard Risk! Time for the shiny demon to meet another mark. BAM!!! What? Risk stands just as he did seconds ago, just hunched over, bracing the shock. Speaking of shock, Simon�s now filled with it. Next thing he knows, Risk�s fist nails the steel chair directly into his skull, collapsing under lack of stability. Daisy & the Referee fight with words. Brink�s had enough, and tells Daisy. Spear through the ropes to the floor. With no one to attend to the chair, Risk takes up the responsibility. Simon hasn�t had enough it seems either. WHAM!!! A sickening blow echoes from Simon�s skull. Risk sets down his �bat� letting his homerun hit collapse back to the floor.--- Jonathan: Oh my God!!! He just decapitated Simon!!! Carl: That was�.. the coolest thing I�ve ever seen. Kenny: That was sick! He hit him as hard as he could. --Crowd: �Ho-ly-shit! Ho-ly-shit!� Pompous, yet still alive, Bradstreet is up and mobile, laughing at the bleeding Simon on the mat. The referee has joined the hurt Simon. Bastian�s not down and out though, remembering a certain equalizer he brought out. Risk stands staring at the blood on the bent steel laying awkwardly on the mat. Oh how he�d love to do it a�. Low Blow! Risk joins Simon on the mat. An unsuspecting Bradstreet makes to help Brink, who is worse for the wear in the catfight. One step, two step, three step, four� what? Where�s the fourth? Four. Something caught him around the throat. Bastian, evil grin and all, holds Mardi Gras beads around Bradstreet�s neck, waiting for the KO to come.--- Carl: Bradstreet just got to �Third Base�! Jonathan: You�re sick! Carl: No, that�s what he calls this move! Jonathan: This is a move? Carl:�. Yes. --The referee is preoccupies with the EMTs now at ringside, helping Simon Lyman out of the ring. Choke him until he�s dead, Bastian thinks. He can smell the end, and it smells so good. He also smells trouble from behind. Somebody big and smelly. Risk calculates his approach, back on his feet. Choke him harder, his face is purple! Turn it crimson! Something not right though. Better do what Rayne does best and DROP! Bastian barely misses the huge Clothesline� Bradstreet, narrowly GETS the clothesline. Bastian catches his breath on that narrow escape. Time to finish up. Bastian wraps the string of beads around his knuckles, kisses them for good luck, and nails Risk between the eyes. Nothing.,, Damn monster, how about a second? Nothing. Okay, this isn�t working. How about� Bounce off the ropes for the third between the eyes�. But now Bastian can�t breath because Risk thinks it�s Chokeslam time. Well you know what they say about a dog when it�s cornered. Violent Low Blow! Let�s try this again with a bounce off the ropes and a shot between the eyes. Dammit! Beads everywhere! Scattered around Risk�s downed body. Ha, Bradstreet needs the ropes to get to his feet. Good thing Bastian�s got a spare. The second string of beads are wrapped and connected to a dazed Bradstreet. This one, too, breaks to millions of purple beads. Brink has Daisy just where she wants her; in the crowd! Elsewhere, the stretcher containing Simon is being pushed up the rampway.--- Jonathan: I don�t even know what to watch! There is so much action! Carl: I�m waiting for Daisy�s shirt to get ripped off. --Carl does things with his mind� because Daisy�s shirt is ripped off from the tie� showing a black satin bra. Smiles all around from everyone but Daisy. Bastian grabs Bradstreet�s ankle in ring. He hooks his leg around Bradstreet�s thigh and lays down, applying pressure to his entire leg.--- Kenny: It�s time for �Slave To The Thrill�, Bastian�s finisher!! --With the move locked in, Bradstreet reaches forward, pulling Bastian, but Bastian�s bigger weight holds Bradstreet back. Bradstreet is no where near the ropes, facing the EMTs now bringing Simon up the ramp. Finally, Bradstreet has no choice and taps out! The referee sees it and points to the ringside bell-ringer.� ***DING DING DING*** JACK SPADE (RING ANNOUNCER): THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND THE SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD: BASTIAN RAYNE!!! --Bastian�s face appears on the Titan Tron, as he rolls out of the ring. Daisy is in mid-choke when her heart stops hearing the bell ring, but she bursts over the barricade when she hears Bastian�s name. A hop, skip, and kiss away.-- Carl: Told you! Sexiest man in the world; Next to me of course! I�m one for one now. Jonathan: That was great way to start off the night of happenings. But we have much more to come. Not only will we see every title be handed to a champion tonight, but the way the competitors will fight for these championships will be utterly amazing. |
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