8/29/03
ODE TO A K-NUT
There once was a laddie named Mike
Who always wished he could be a dyke
But there was a problem
Some K-nuts were on him
So he went 'round fucking li'l tykes
Now I fell in love with this guy
I can't have him and I ask myself, why?
Is it because I'm not young
Or because I'm well-hung?
I want to make him a cream pie
Oh, Mike, how I want you ass
It passes some really nice gas
If I could get with you
We'd have such a nice screw
Oh, Mike, how I want your ass
Mike doesn't like me at all
Because I am too old to crawl
He likes little babies
And stray dogs with rabies
But his grandfather most of all
He'll never admit that he's gay
Just tries to fuck trees all day
I want him to realize
That a nice dick makes his rise
Wanna yell, "You're gay, Mr. K!"
Oh, Mike, how I want your ass
It passes some really nice gas
If I could get with you
We'd have such a nice screw
Oh, Mike, how I want your ass!