BILLY KERR!! BIlly the Kerr is my super awesome personal squeaky toy :D

Cassandra Gerber. What can I say? She's just cool :) And she did my bridge piercing.

Chandler Sterling. What's up, buddy! This guy fucking rocks. We made band fun for each other. . . locked away in the dark, soundproof percussion room :D Haha, remember the time I tried to deep throat the plastic spork? Yeah. . .

Drew Zimmerman. AKA Dr. Z. Drew is the owner of the first bong that I ever smoked out of :)

This is Emma and Holly. Emma is probably the coolest girl I have ever met, and Holly is the first person I ever bareknuckle boxed. in the bathroom at a church convention :D

Eric Hinkel (AKA Harry Potter) is the fucking shit. He's the first person I was ever naked with :)

omg, James Krueger. James was my smoking buddy senior year, although I wished the whole time that we could be another sort of buddies. . . did you know that, James? Meh, it's over now.

This is my brother, Jason. He was my idol the entire time I was growing up, and remains the coolest guy in the entire world. Can you tell what he's doing? (Hint: the things he's bagging are a type of hallucinogenic fungus)

This is my bro again with his fiance, Kris. She's cool shit. Jase and Kris are the first people I ever got high with :)

Justin Lewandowski is a crazy guy, but oh so much fun :) Incase you're wondering, his cheeks are filled with a couple orange peels, lol.

This is Ray. We got pierced together at the park during Riverfest :)

Now I would like to introduce my ass. She is so great :) She's ma mommy!

omg. Seth Rogge. I had the biggest crush on this guy for a long time. Then I met him by chance a few years later and got an even bigger crush on him. Silly me for never doing anything about it :( We had lots of fun gettin high together tho :)

This is Tarah Mueller. She doesn't smoke or do drugs and she almost had Ray instead of me. But the silly girl never made up her mind, so I got him :) Tarah rocks everyone's socks cuz she's just so cool :)

Tim McGuire is pretty damn cool. He's one of my li'l punk buddies and has a kickass hot brother.

Todd is Ray's friend. I just met him, but he's groovay. Little kooky, lotsa rock :)

This is Tom Coolidge. He's probably the coolest guy in the entire world, and he doesn't even know it! (But he should cuz it's even in his name) He's a huge hippie and smokes a lot of pot :) He was my roadie bro senior year. We skipped together almost every day until he got expelled for trying to light someone on fire. . .

Aw, Ty Eisfeldt. Tyler was the first really punk person that I ever met. He's cool shit cuz he can talk with me about politics, philosophy, and things that matter. And he let me give him a mohawk :D Love ya, bud!

This is Val. She's dating Eric and she rocks lotsa socks. I was the first and only person to ever smoke pot with her. She's sXe now. Yay for Valimus!