The Games of MXC

-Circle Jerkers/Circle Jerkers Ahoy-

In both Circle Jerkers and Circle Jerkers Ahoy, contestants much reach into a box and pull out one of 5 different colored tennis balls. The color determines which MXC henchmen they go against. The game is basically sumo wrestling with MXC Staffers. The first to go out of the ring loses. Let's get to know the jerkers.



The first jerker I want to mention is my personal favorite, The Green Teabagger! He has to be the most feared opponent that contestants face.



The next jerker we will meet is Golden Shower Boy. Dispite his puny appearance, he actually is quite good at jerking.



Next up is the dreaded Purple Package. There are two versions of the package, as shown in the pictures above.



This is the Red Mutant. He's probably smaller than Golden Shower Boy, and he usually loses.



Here is the Red Curse. MXC Staffers are lucky to have him since he only works a couple days a month as Kenny says. He's pretty strong. I wouldn't want to have him as a curse.



Bjorg Swenson is next. He's a huge dude, and could probably rank up with the Teabagger on the fear factor. In the past, contestants usually use the trademarked "bitch slap" against him. Good luck guys.



Here is Maria Penisovich. Kenny actually comments on the hotness of Maria, which may stun. I hope someday you meet her, Ken. If the players draw a green ball (that can't be healthy!) they'll face her.



Here is the thing that loses the most, Mel Anoma. Called Spud in Takeshi's Castle, this thing is doomed to eternal elimination.



Here is the Blue Veiner, who appeared in the Mall Workers vs. Telephone Companies episode. He appeared to have a wardrobe malfunction during his playing. "If he wanted to win he should have just stabbed him with his junk!"



These two guys are the Green Gobblers. One of them gets chosen to face the opponent. Their names are Heada and Choda and they seem to scare Kenny. They appeared along with the Blue Veiner in their first appearance in the Mall Workers vs. Telephone Companies.



And last but not least, the "host" and "judge" which has no name sadly. He's behind the jerkers and determines who wins.



Grab a ball tiger....

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Circle Jerkers was first seen in:

Hi-Tech vs. Civil Servants