Like Ray Charles (aside from being dead)… I feel
GOOD! I had forgotten how much fun it is
to win a football game. In Tresselland a score of 30-7 is the moral equivalent of Hiroshima. 30 points is
more than we scored against Iowa and Wisconsin combined. Jim,
Close-the-Gates-of-Mercy Tressel. (OK Buckeye
fans, what OSU coach really had that nickname?) We have a new QB, a new RB,
some new receivers and seemingly new life.
I know it was just Indiana,
but after the 3 game slide I don’t care if we beat Ohio
Domincan. We
played well(mostly) and won. It’s a start.
Now comes Penn State. The Nits play
defense like they always have and the play offense like Joe Pa, himself were at
QB. The teams they have lost to, Iowa,
Purdue, Michigan, Minnesota and Wisconsin stack up pretty well with our losses
to Northwestern, Wisconsin and Iowa.
Throw in Boston College for good measure and PSU might not stink as bad as
the 2-5 record would indicate. And they
certainly played Iowa a heck of a lot closer than we did. The PSU offense will be missing Zach Mills(maybe). Mills,
despite a very pedestrian career, turns into Joe Montana every time he sees
Scarlet and Gray. He is doubtful after suffering a concussion last week against
Iowa. The really
bad news for Penn State is that with Mills out, Michael Robinson plays
QB. Now they have their back-up
quarterback without his best receiver ….himself. On paper it looks like two
pretty good defenses and two terrible offenses. All this and rain too. This will set Big Ten Football back decades
and turn off TV sets everywhere. They
should broadcast the game in black and white. We can have teams wear retro
uniforms. Oh, that’s right Penn State always wears retro uni’s. Both teams could run the T formation and the
5-4 defense. Joe Pa still knows this
stuff. A 1958-like tribute to the oldest
coach in the world. We’ll all drive our
station wagons to the game, park in the cow pastures and tailgate from Scotch
Coolers. Oops, sorry Karen, I said
tailgate. I sure hope none of her undercover
beer Nazis are reading this. Enough
nostalgia! Edge to the
Buckeyes because our offense is, hopefully, on the rise. And…..once again, we have Nuge
and they don’t.
Florida AD, Jeromy Foley, took the
fun out of the Zook death watch by firing him. Now we can watch the courtships begin. We know who Gatorland
wants, but will he return? This a question of ego.
On the one hand Spurrier thinks he was so
great that no one, not even himself, could replace him. On the other hand Spurrier
thinks that he is so great that he could replace anyone, even himself. Psychologists, world-wide will be watching as
this plays out. If coach Superior decides that he doesn’t want to go home again, could
it be because he already owns a house
in……..take your choice: Austin, South Bend,
Knoxville? Where will the Gators turn. Last time they were jilted by Jon Gruden and Bob Stoops.
Not much has changed for Stoops, but Gruden
might more be interested this time. Lets
break it down into
categories:
Demotions:
Jon Gruden, Butch Davis, Vince Lombardi
Laterals:
Bob Stoops, Billy Bob Thornton
Promotion: Urban Meyer, Jeff Tedford,
Bobby Petrino, Les Miles,
Weird: Doug Williams, Terry Francona
It should be interesting to
see how the Florida players respond against Georgia on Saturday.
Elsewhere, the Bedlam series resumes in Stillwater as the Sooners invade their
instate rivals. This could be the best
game of the weekend, but OU likely has just too much talent. Upset of the week might come Friday night on
the Smuf Turf.
Look for the Timmy Chang and the Warriors of Hawaii to end Boise State’s BSC dreams. Michigan State will help the Weasels bubble grow as they careen
toward Columbus. Purdue had
better not be feeling sorry for themselves, or
Northwestern will could hand them a third loss in a row. There are not a lot of great match-ups this
weekend. Auburn should have no trouble with Ole Miss. Tennessee vs South Carolina should be an OK game but who out outside of the SEC really cares. It will be weekend where the nationally
ranked teams cruise and there is a lot of battling for position on the
conference undercards. A lot of bowl bids, may be on the line. Sadly, this season, there is considerable
local interest in such gala events as the Motor City, Alamo, Sun Bowl etc.
Enough negativity. Buckeyes 24- Penn State 10. More turnovers
then a bakery on Saturday morning lead to a score-fest with the Bucks coming
out on top.