BIO OF A MISPLACED HILLBILLY

Well ah jus wanna tell y'all welcum ta my very own website, Bet y'all didn't think that ah Hillbilly cud figur out sumpin like this here now did ya. It may not be spectacular but what you spect from a Hillbilly. Ah hopes y'all enjoy yerselves while your hear. Now heres a bit 'bout myself.

Lets give y'all a bit of a background on me so y'all know what your dealin' with.

Ah was born in the city of St. Louis but only lived thar for just nye-on-ta one year so ah just don't have much recollection of it. Moved to some sub-division where ah spent the next 4 or 5 years as an infant running the Kids Chaos Ring in the neighborhood. We'uns had a pretty good ol' treehouse down the road a bit till the dang fool thing fell out of the tree with all us in it one day. Those were the fun times of that period.

From here ah moved down to the country in ah lit'l town called Licking with my Grandparents while my mother went a Courtin'. She was devorsed ya know. This is the point ah became a Redneck Hillbilly, workin' the garden and helpin' ta raise the cows-n-chickens. Went ta school in my off time. Would have stayed but Ma got married and made me move up with her an my new Pa. Ah heard that my graduatin' class from that school had pert-near 40 students in it. Big huh...

Here ah lived back up near St. Louis but we was out in the back woods where if ya had neighbors ya couldn't see em. That is where ah spent the rest of my adolescence. Out in the woods or going back down to the Ozarks to visit the kin folk. Needless ta say ah graduated in a school where we had 636 students in the graduatin' class. An you thought the other one was big.

At this point ah figured there had to be more to this world then just hillbilly country so ah played the fool and joined the Navy. They sent my butt out here to Californy and said you don't belong to your Ma any more boy. Now you belong to Uncle Sam. Ah thought wont my Uncle Sam be tickled to know he has another mouth ta feed. Didn't never get ta see him though. Bet he was happy. Got sent all around this ol' planet Earth. 29 different countries to be blunt about it. Saw alot of new cultures, people, and some weird tastin food. Kinda got ta likin' it for a bit. Till they sent me to Bierut in 83 to get shot at by a bunch a people in turbins. Didn't care for it none. Couldn't understand why ah was their enemy. It took me 8 years in the Navy to finally figure out ah wasn't gettin' anywhere in life though. Ah think it was when the U.S. Embassy blew up 10 minutes after ah had left it that brought me to my senses.

Got married to a pretty little filly from the Fillypines and have 2 kids now. 10 years later my Mother in-law came to live with us. Every husbands dream!!!!! And ah work for the largest Photographic Supply Co. west of the Mississippi. By day and Help other families try to straiten out their lives and get out of debt and teach them how to reach their goals and dreams at night. Ah think helpin families is good for the sole and gives ya a good feelin' inside. Now if y'all need some help along this sort of lines just give me a holler. Ah will be glad to become your friend and help your family to live a better life. Ah put a few things in this here website to help give y'all an idea of just what ah can do for you and as for me, well, that is the point of the present in which we are livin' in now and that is where ah will leave off. Enjoy the rest of the Website and thanks for callin'..........

Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR!!!!!!!

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