If I were god, I would'nt waste my time with crappy, meaningless miracles like making some old Brazillian woman bleed from her hands or some skanky old statue in Rome cry. No. I would make every tin of slim fast magically turn into Weightgain 4000 so that I never ever have to suffer from the pain and anguish that was caused by Yasmine's diet.
Please Yasmine, hear our cry! Eat something substantial will ya!

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