Things I've Learned

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1.The dirtier the lyrics in a rap song, the better
2.You can only depend on two things in life, yourself and your muzic collection
3.hickies are formed by popping blood vessels however there are no nerve endings attatched to these blood vessels so even though the skin bruises, it does not hurt
4.Cum is actually good for you and has protein and sugar in it (wtf mate?)
5.driving around aimlessly is the best way to clear your thoughts
6.Any rapper from St. Louis is automatically either hot or just really awesome in general
7.Axl Rose is an acronym for oral sex
8.Guys only care about sex and will do or say anything to get it
9.It's better to risk being a hypocrite and change your mind on subjects than stick with your initial assumptions and be wrong
10.Sluts may get all the guys, but good girls don't get STD's
11.No one will ever really know anyone
12. In Russian "bitch" is pronounced "cyka"
13. If you can't lie, it's best just not to try