The Genius that Is Jill

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*I'm asian enough to be discriminated against, but not asian enough to get laid*

*If you're gonna say something, think about it and then shut up*

*It's just something to do....*

*If I had a thesaurus with me right now, I could write poetry too*

*I've decided I'm gonna kill Thom Yorke's wife so i can marry him*

*My goal in life is to be better than everyone else at everything, and look good doing it*

*____ and I wouldn't be good together. I mean I'm cute and he's pink. You know what I just realized, I'm racist against pink people*

*Santa's not anorexic*

*I'm classically skanky*-Me

*You know the only thing that would make this better wuz if it wuz all over _______*(Said while eating ice cream)

*If I were someone else I'd definately make out with me*

*When I say me I mean us*

*Yeah ____ I'll lay on the floor and do nothing*(Taken out of context

*Yeah me and ____ We talk on the phone for HOURS.*

*I'm not being egotistical, I'm being pissed off*

*#2 can never win!!!*

*Fuckingly. You know what that reminds me of? Fucking lee. Like sarah lee, the cakes, you know?so it's like fucking cake. Like American Pie!*(on talking about how Fuck could be used as any type of word)

*I'd have my kid's voice box taken out*

*I love Mikey! Ohmygod u know what i realized? his last initial is E/ so i could be saying I like Mike E. too! Ohmygod initials M-E... ME. I LOVE ME lol.*-(Talking about Mike Enzinger from Incubus)

*I am SOOOOO hungry*(said in an extremely ditzy voice)