| Roger Fokker |
| Roger is an interesting character from Gaylord, Minnesota. He is into what you expect him to be into... hockey, snowmobiling, fishing, playing pool in back woods taverns. He also had a knack of annoying you. His companion, a putter, always accompanied him. You always had to watch your back when he was around because he liked poking unsuspecting people on the head. You are wondering what his physical appearance is. Roger is wiry with dirty blond hair and blue eyes. Unfortunately, his chin is so narrow it gives his head the shape of an upside down triangle. To be more precise and more offensive, Roger's head looks just like a preying mantis. AC/DC is his favorite band and he sported a mullet and mustache before enlisting. Well, he kept the stash. Another aspect about Roger is that he finds all Oriental women unattractive. What a doofus! Then again, we will never compete over a gorgeous Vietnamese girl. |