| Dan Siepman does: Guitar, whining age: 15 weight: 285 lbs Marital Status: too cool for chicks. Dan has participated in a comittment ceremony. Top 5 Bands: Sham 69 Chron Gen TSOL The Damned Fun Fact: Next time you're at the dentist, listenin' in to smooth jazz 102.4, your head may be filled with the mellow sounds of the Dan Siepman Project, dan's gayass side project that will never make it in the music industry, unlike Mutant Death League, who is your only chance of ever making it big, so stop trying, you fuckin robot! deserter! Fuck you! Losecardo Vasquez (spelled RIGHT) does: bass? age: 16 weight: We lost count years ago Marital Status:Ricardo says marriage is for sinners Top 5 Bands: MxPx Blink 182 Fenix TX Boxcar Racer Marilynn Manson Fun Fact: There is no fun fact. Rick isn't about fun and games. He means fuckin BUSINESS, don't forget it, twat. Chris Deathleague does: vocals, bass, going crazy and breaking dan's shit age: 16 weight: 30 lbs Marital Status: Love is for poseur emo dorks Top 5 Bands: Saetia Chaos UK Attak Texas is The Reason Orchid Fun Fact: Chris could beat a PCP crazed Squirrel Monkey in a "Jump all over the place breaking stuff" contest. Dan Frye does: Drums. beating up skins age: 16 weight: probably like 130. Muscle weighs more than fat, dick. Martial Status: his infatuation with the casualties and their true, vibrant, earthshaking message to the word, will never die you poor SOB. Top 5 Bands: Toxic Narcotic Cocksparrer Doom Vice Squad D.I. Fun Fact: Dan beat up Jake Casualty at a show one time. |
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