Matt Hardy comes to the ring and gets on the mic. Matt says we are in for a special treat tonight. Matt shows footage from last week of himself pinning the Undertaker. Matt says the only reason Undertaker is in the parking lot is because he doesn't want another dose of Mattitude. Undertaker walks to the ring. Matt takes the early advantage by going after Undertaker's broken hand. Undertaker quickly regains the momentum and kicks Matt out of the ring. Undertaker follows out and throws Matt into the security wall. Undertaker brings Matt back in the ring. Lots of referees come in to try and seperate the two to no avail. Out of the ring, Matt hits Undertaker with a chair. Undertaker fights back with big soup bones and even hits Matt with his cast. Undertaker shows pain. Matt slams Undertaker's hand against the ring post. Matt quickly runs to the back. Matt's forehead is a bloody mess. Undertaker walks up the ramp and to the back.
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Undertaker is shown in the back being helped by medics. The doctor says he may have broken it in another spot, and encourages Undertaker to go get x-rays.
Rikishi vs Eddie Guerrero w/ Chavo Guerrero
Chavo gets involved and gets superkicked. Rikishi backs that ass up on Chavo and Eddie. Stinkface to both of them at the same time. Eddie brings a chair in the ring and hits Rikishi in the leg. Eddie applies the reverse leg lock submission for the win.
Backstage, Torrie Wilson is looking at lingerie to wear tonight in a lingerie match against Dawn Marie. Torrie's dad walks up to Torrie's suprise.
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Backstage, Chris Benoit and Kurt Angle are staring at each other. Stephanie steps in between the two. Stephanie explains she wants the best tag team in history, that is why she is teaming them up. Stephanie reminds the two that if they do not get along in the ring as partners or they will be sitting on their couches at home. Angle says he will win this things regardless of who his partner is, even if he is missing a tooth and a few brain cells. Benoit says that Angle has never been a tag team champion, thus he should follow his rules. The two argue some more as Stephanie shows her frustration.
Backstage, Funaki interviews Rey Mysterio. Mysterio says he and Edge will beat Noble and Tajiri tonight. Nidia walks up and talks to Mysterio in spanish. Rey responds in spanish and Nidia storms off mad.
Backstage, Noble tells Nidia to calm down. Nidia is so upset that she is making Noble mad. Noble tells Nidia not to turn her back on him. Noble chases after Nidia.
Backstage, Eddie and Chavo talk about what they just did to Rikishi. They proclaim they will become tag team champions at No Mercy. Benoit walks up and tells them there is no way he will sit at home. Chavo tells Benoit a rumor that Angle is planning to take some time off, and he better watch his back. Angle walks out of the door into the conversation. Eddie and Chavo walk off. Angle wants to know if they were talking about him. If Benoit does not tell Angle, he will beat it out of him. Benoit laughs and walks away. Angle turns his head the direction that Eddie and Chavo walked, and wonders what they said.
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First Round Tag Title Tournament
Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs John Cena and Billy Kidman
Benoit made Kidman tap out to the crippler crossface. Benoit and Angle argue after the match.
Backstage, Heyman tells a security guy to make sure the entire way out to the ring is clear, because Lesnar is headed out to the ring right now with a very special guest.
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Paul Heyman, Brock Lesnar, and an unidentified woman come to the ring. Heyman gets on the mic. Heyman says Undertaker is in the back right now nursing a broken hand. Undertaker has shortened careers in Hell in a Cell. What kind of a man is the Undertaker? But Tracy on the other hand is very qualified to tell us all what kind of man the Undertaker happens to be.
Before Tracy can speak, Undertaker's music hits and he walks to the ring and threatens to hit her. Tracy gets on the mic. Marc how could you lie to me, sleep with me, now I find out you are married. And your wife is pregnant. You are a bastard. I never cared who you were. I never watched wrestling. I even promised you I would never take our relationship public. Now I see why. Sara, your husband lied to me just like he is lying to you. I wonder how many other people you have slept with Marc?
Undertaker snatches the mic. Listen lady, I have no idea who you are. Tracy leaves the ring and walks to the back with Lesnar and Heyman.
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Backstage, Heyman tells Tracy it is good that she got that off her chest. Stephanie walks up and asks where they are going. Heyman says they leaving. Stephanie tells them they are not leaving because Lesnar has a match tonight. Heyman says Lesnar does not have a match. Stephanie says that Noble got mad and left, which results in Tajiri not having a partner tonight against Edge and Mysterio. Therefor, she is making Lesnar the partner of Tajiri. Stephanie says if Undertaker interferes then he will not face Brock in the Hell in a Cell.
Billy Gunn w/ Chuck Palumbo vs Dvon
They tacked on Billy and Chuck's last names in the audio and visual. Ron Simmons shows up at ringside. Gunn gets the pin with the fameasser.
Backstage, Undertaker is on the phone with Sara pleading his case. Says he has never seen that girl before. Sara hangs up on Undertaker.
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Backstage, Chavo lures Benoit into a room and holds the door shut. You hear some banging and hollaring. A minute later Chavo opens the door and out walks Eddie. Chavo asks if he got the job done. Eddie holds up a bent chair.
Backstage, Torrie Wilson tells her dad that she is not comfortable for her him to see her in lingerie. Torrie asks her dad if he will wait in the back during the match. The dad agrees and Torrie walks to the ring. Dawn Marie walks up, opens her robe, and asks the dad if he has ever saw the twin peaks before.
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Lingerie Showdown Match
Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie
Tazz introduces the competitors. Torrie comes out first in a white robe. Dawn Marie comes out next wearing a black robe. Dawn takes off her robe first and reveals purple garter lingerie. Torrie takes her robe off and reveals a white one piece bathing suit cut up the middle. The fans cheer louder for Torrie so she is the winner.
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Backstage, Lesnar asks Heyman for his phone. Lesnar calls Sara to see if she is ok. Sara says she does not know who he is. Lesnar says he can't believe she does not know his voice by now, it's Brock Lesnar. Sara hangs up.
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First Round Tag Title Tournament
Tajiri and Brock Lesnar w/ Paul Heyman vs Edge and Rey Mysterio
Edge hit Tajiri with a spear for the pin. After the match Lesnar suplexed Edge on the floor, threw Rey back into the ring, and F5's Tajiri. Undertaker enters the ring and nails Lesnar in the face with his cast. Lesnar and Heyman make a quick exit. Undertaker raises Edge's hand at the top of the stage.
After the camera stop rolling, Edge and Undertaker walk back to ringside. Edge wants Undertaker to do the takeroonie. Undertaker smiles and walks away to the top of the stage. Luis Gonzalez of the Arizona Diamondbacks is shown sitting in the first row. Edge brings Gonzo, wearing an arm sling, into the ring. Edge says he used to have a partner by the name of Christian. Mentions that people liked the 5 second pose. Edge asks the fans if they want to see him and Gonzo do the 5 second pose. Loud cheers.
