(1)Eddie Guererro (w/Chavito) beat Matt Hardy v1.0 (w/Shannon Moore) to retain his WWE U.S. Title Chavo was wearing the newly sold Los Guererros bandana. Finish came when Moore tried to hit Eddie with the US belt, but was knocked out by Latino Heat. Eddie grabbed the belt and threw it over to Matt, then pretended to be dazed. The ref turned around and accused Matt of hitting Eddie. The ref took the belt away, and when he turned, Chavo blasted Matt across the head with his Tag Title belt. Eddie then hit the Sensei of Mattitude with an amazing Frog Splash for the win.
Earlier Today!� Josh Matthews interviewed John Cena. Josh asked about, �your rhymes� and Cena just went off. No Thuganomics, just a hardcore OVW style promo. Cena says that Angle is an icon, but he�s sick of living in his shadow. Good build-up to the upcoming PPV match.
Shots of idiots standing outside Madison Square Garden, somehow thinking they were going to get tickets.
Eddie and Chavo were partying in the back until they were interrupted by the Big Show. He just arrived at the arena after coming all the way from Texas. Show doesn�t like �their kind� and ended up throwing Eddie into Chavo.
During the Break!� Chavo asked Eddie where his �Latino Heat� was. Eddie told Chavo to calm down and that he would, �take care of this.� Eddie had quite the coloring in his hair, obviously making good use of the Maxim� Easy Tips.
(2) The Basham Brothers (w/That THING They Call Shaniqua) beat the A.P.A. Finish came when Farooq was hit with the Ball and Gag. Shaniqua interfered the entire match and was given a Clothesline From Hell courtesy of Bradshaw when it was over.
This just in: Bradshaw has officially become my favorite wrestler of All Time.
(3) Chris Benoit beat Charlie Haas by DQ Finish came when A-Train, who was doing Color Commentary, ran into the ring and beat the snot out of the Crippler while he had the Crossface applied on Haas. A-Train then applied the Crossface on Benoit.
Vince and Sable come to the ring. The key theme of the night is �mistakes�, and no, Vince is not talking about booking Shane McMahon stronger than any RAW babyface. Vince says that Steph made a mistake last week and he will give her a week to change her mind. Steph comes out and says she doesn�t need a week, the match is still on. Vince says that he will make her scream a, �blood curdling scream� and since we are talking about Steph! Eventually Sable calls Steph a bitch and the two have a Cat Fight!
Vince grabs Steph and gives her a very protected slam. This brings out Big Evil, who runs down to beat down Vince. Out comes Brock Lesnar, but he runs right into a Big Boot courtesy of the Undertaker.
This has to be a rib. Big Show is backstage and he is approached by a guy decked out in full stereotypical Mexican clothes. You know, the sombrero, the whole bit. This guy has a bag of burritos for Eddie Guerrero. Big Show takes one burrito out, spits on it, and tells the guy to give that to Eddie. Big Show then eats the rest of the burritos.
(4) Tajiri beat Kidman. Tajiri worked over Kidman�s arm a lot in this match. Finish came when the Japanese Buzzsaw kicked Kidman in the nuts, and then finished him off with that cool Execution Style Kick.
(5) Billy Blanks Orlando Jordan beat Big Show by Countout. A quick match in which Show was dominating until, Get This, he started to have diarrhea problems from the taco incident earlier in the show. So Big Show gets Counted Out because he has to go to the little boys room. I know there�s a �drizzling shits� joke here somewhere but I�m not gonna go there tonight. Can you imagine what goes through Ultimo Dragon�s mind watching stuff like this?
Zach Gowen interview via satellite Zach was pissed at Michael Cole for bringing up people�s sympathy. Zach is sick of sympathy and he�ll be back next week.
OH DEAR GOD! We�re in the bathroom now and we see Big Show�s feet underneath the stall. Eddie is outside taunting Show saying that the burrito scam was a setup between him and his cousin �Jose� all along. Eddie was holding three rolls of toilet paper during this so that you know Big Show had none in his stall.
John Cena comes out to bust some Thuganomics! Great rap which ended with the line�Just like the Big Show�s diarrhea, you can�t stop my shit!
(6) John Cena & Brock Lesnar beat The Undertaker & Kurt Angle. Great 14 minute match that had the crowd going crazy waiting for the super hot tag to Taker. One cool spot came when Brock was going to give Angle an F5, but Your Olympic Hero slipped out and ended up giving Lesnar a huge German suplex! Finish came when Cena hit Angle over the head with his chain.
After the match Brock threw Taker into the steel steps. The Next Big Thing then went to give Big Evil a spinning F5 onto the announcer�s desk, but it was reversed, and Brock ended up taking a great looking chokeslam through the table. This is where Smackdown ends.
After the show, Dead Man Inc. rode around on his Harley, getting flipped off by a still prone Brock Lesnar.
Thoughts: While the show had its fair share of garbage, the tag match was an incredible ending. The Tajirii and Eddie Guerrero matches were also very entertaining. The Milwaukee crowd wasn�t nearly as hot as Chicago last night, but Chicago and Canadian crowds are hard to compare to anywhere else in the US. Those fans are rabid! Lound �You Tapped Out � chants during the main event, along with �Shave Your Back� chants while A-Train was on commentary.
Credit: WrestlingAttitude.com