Angle has a backstage vignette where he announces that Eddie Guerrero will compete tonight and that EMTs will be at ringside when or �in case� he collapses.
RVD and Rey Mysterio Vs. The Dudley Boyz
Big RVD chant. The match goes back and forth and then there is a distraction in the crowd (that will probably become a commercial break) that looks like someone is coming to the ring through the crowd, but then there�s nothing from my vantage point. ECW chants. Mysterio hits a great move that starts with him bouncing off the ring ropes with his feet into a backflip that ends like the Sliced Bread #2 move. There�s a tandem rolling thunder/ drop the dime move. The match ends when Bubba is beating up on Rey on the outside, RVD dives over the ropes to break it up, and Paul Heyman rolls Mysterio into the ring so that D-von can pin him.
A recap of Eddie Guerrero�s health with a stretcher moment fizzles and miscues.
RVD and Mysterio get a big pop as they exit.
The JBL limo is un-tarped backstage and the people that see it start a �Bradshaw Sucks� chant.
There is a commercial for the Great American Bash.
Brashaw Sucks chant happens again�.with HEAT.
Miscue of a backstage vignette.
The Dudleys are celebrating their win backstage when Heyman arrives and in the middle of talking SLAPS D-von, to which Bubba starts to manhandle Heyman while they have a conversation about how the Dudleys haven�t made enough impact and that they aren�t headliners and Heyman tells them to make an impact or he�ll find someone to make an impact on them.
Michael Cole is in the ring and he announces that his interview is with �the #1 contender at the Great American Bash, JBL�. This is met with Boos from the crowd.
Judgement Day recap of the Eddie Guerrero/JBL feud
Smackdown recap of the Eddie Guerrero/JBL feud
Eddie chants
Boos for JBL
Cole asks JBL what kind of man he is. JBL says a �business-man�. JBL has $$$ blah blah blah. �Would JBL take advantage of an injured man? Hell yeah.� JBL says Eddie was lying and faking his injury. Heat with the crowd. More heat with the crowd. Whining about how the title is rightfully his. Finally something important: JBL says that Angle said after deliberating for a week, JBL gets to name the stipulation of the match with Eddie Guerrero at the Great American Bash.
Upcoming Lumberjack Match announcement
A Divas commercial to the tune of Jet�s �Are you gonna be my girl?�
Commercial for the UPN Friday movie �Repli-Kate�
Booker T vs. Scotty 2 Hotty
Booker enters with cheers from the Milwaukee crowd. Not much heat. He pins Scotty after a scissor kick in a predictable squash, but watch the kick before that sets up the finisher�. Scotty is gonna be singin� soprano for a while.
I can see Eddie Guerrero�s Lowrider pull in where JBL�s limo used to be in the back.
Booker is in the ring calling for a rematch with Taker NEXT WEEK, and says that it will be different. The lights go out. Blacklights hit. One ringppost explodes. Then the other 3. The fog is there too. Booker says he�s still not scared. �Can you dig it, SUCKAAAAA! (crowd with him)��He exits with no Taker sighting this week :(
EMT�s set up beside the ring
Smack of the Night segment features Mordecai�s action from last week.
Mordecai does a promo. I wish I knew what �Gideon�s horn� was. He is spouting more scripture than EVER before, and says that he �has chosen his first sacrifice���an idolater.
Eddie Guerrero get a pop because people spot him backstage as the Bashams enter the ring.
Bashams Vs Eddie Guerrero
Eddie Guerrero arrives in his black convertible lowrider to a big pop. He attacks the EMTs and throws the stretcher, then kicks them out from ringside.
Angle comes out to major crowd heat and puts a stop to the action. He says that Eddie Guerrero is trying to set him up in a position to be able to sue him, and basically suspends Eddie Guerrero until he signs a �Hold Harmless Liability� form.
Eddie Guerrero fends off a Basham. He gets a pop. �Eddie� chants. He fends off another Basham. More pop. Angle tells Eddie to get out of the ring.
Eddie Guerrero poses for the crowd. Before he leaves he �plays dead� in the ring as a gag.
Eddie Guerrero backs out his lowrider from the entranceway, and gets a pop from the people who can still see him.
Angle pops up again from the �Angle Float/Mysterio Launcher� for no apparent reason other than to collect some more Boos.
Promo for next week�s �SUMMER BREAK OUT BIKINI CONTEST�
Torrie Wilson and Spike Dudley vs. Jamie Noble and Dawn Marie
Spike wins it by applying the Dudley dog on Noble while simultaneously landing on Dawn Marie. 1,2,3
Another Lumberjack Match Announcement
Kenzo Suzuki Promo
A good shot of the outside of the Bradley Center shown on the screens, then the Great American Bash art is overlapped
Rico and Haas Vignette backstage. Very funny
Angle is backstage when john Cena arrives and says �The champ is here�. Cena is wearing a camouflage outfit. The gist if it all is that Servicemen get the next PPV free and Angle will be at ringside to make sure Cena Loses.
Chavo Jr. walks into his dad�s dressing room and Classic throws him out and makes him KNOCK on the champ�s door. Classic says he�s ready, he wants his son to introduce him, and that he�s gonna show us all �old school�.
Chavo Classic Vs. Akio
Classic pins Akio after Jr. softens him up outside the ring behind the ref�s back.
The Dudleys are shown stuffing Paul Bearer into a trunk and driving off. Paul heyman walks by the scene where it happens and picks up THE URN.
Another Lumberjack match announcement
Recap of what the Dudleys just did
Promo for Taker Vs Booker T next week
Promo for the Bikini thing next week
The Angle Float drifts towards the ring.
T-shirt Gun Time
Lumberjacks pile in and�
John Cena vs Renee Dupree
�Cena� chants all over. USA chants. The match starts off with some back and forth groundwork. Cena does a very Jericho-esque feet flurry dance. Cena hits a shoulder block and Dupree tries to get out of the ring but gets Lumberjacked and thrown back in. Dupree tries to chop Cena in the corner, but Cena ain�t habin� it and punches him a few times, then whips him to the opposite turnbuckle and comes with a powerful knee that sends Dupree out to get lumberjacked AGAIN, only this time Rico KISSES Dupree on the outside. He gets back inside and Cena rolls Dupree up for 2. Dupree hits a clothes line. Dupree gets Lumberjacked again. Cena hits Dupree with some punches but gets atomic dropped. Dupree gets 2. �Cena� chant from the crowd. Cena gets tossed outside and Luther throws him into the Angle float. Cena gets fed back into the ring and gives up a 3 count to Dupree. Dupree gets the upper hand and applies a Vulcan nerve pinch/ kung fu gr ip to Cena�s Trapeziod muscle. A USA chant rally for Cena gets killed by a clubbing forearm to the back by Dupree. 2 count. punches and another 2 count. Back to the nerve pinch maneuver by Dupree. Another �Cena� chant rally gets broken by a clothesline from Dupree. Dupree prances his stupid dance. He gets a 2 count. ANOTHER nerve pinch and the USA chant rally ends with Cena delivering a Jawbreaker to Dupree. But the Cena gets Lumberjacked. Dupree hit a backbreaker. Dupree hits a flying elbow drop. 2 count. Dupree kicks Cena and drops another Elbow but still only gets 2. Cena gets a few punches in but gets lumberjacked again. A brawl breaks out between all the Lumberjacks.
Dupree is left resting up inside te ring. Cena finally gets fed in. 2 count. 2 count. 2 count.Cena gets some kicks and punches in but Dupree answers with a spinebuster. Dupree Poses. Dupree Prances. Dupree delivers an elbow drop. 2 count. The crowd claps rhythmically for Cena. Dupree attempts a powerbomb but it gets reversed into a backdrop by Cena but Dupree attempts the sunset flip counter reversal only to meet Cena�s rabbit punches. A whip to the corner. Cena hits a backdrop. Dupree begs in the corner but then gets in a cheap shot. Cena gets spun around for a second by Dupree but the Cena picks Dupree up and Delivers the F.U.
1,2,3 Cena retains the US title.
Half of the Lumberjacks leave, Half of them stay to congratulate Cena. Cena gets put on the other wrestler�s shoulders and flaunts his win in the face of a wincing angle who still has a front row seat with his Angle float. Angle gets lowered back into the float but before he gets all the way to the back Cena gets a mic and has the crowd give a big YOU SUCK to what he describes as �The WWE�s version of Dr. Evil�.
Cena riles the crowd up.
Cena thanks the lumberjacks that had his back, thanks the fans, and says goodnight.
Credit: Adam Martin of WrestleView.com