Smackdown opening theme.
Rey Mysterio update tonight.
Torrie Wilson and Sable will take on Dawn Marie and Nidia.
Mr. America will be the guest on Piper's Pit.
Los Guerreros beat Matt Hardy and Shannon Moore w/ Crash when Eddie hit Matt with the frog splash. After the match Team Angle tried to rush the ring but failed in their attempts.
The door of Mr. America's locker room is shown.
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Backstage, Josh Matthews asks Stephanie who Mr. America is. Stephanie says she does not know, she signed him sight unseen. Team Angle walks up and asks Stephanie what she will do about the Guerreros stealing their tag team titles. Stephanie says the Guerreros will be returning the titles to them tonight after their match. But at Judgement Day, they will have to defend those titles against the Guerreros in a ladder match.
Backstage, Stephanie walks out of Mr. America's locker room with a puzzled look on her face.
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Big Show comes to the ring with a mic in hand. Show says all he keeps hearing ever since backlash is "pick on somebody your own size". Show says there is nobody his size. Tonight he picked his own opponent and atleast he is bigger than Mysterio.
Big Show beat Funaki in a match longer than it should have been.
Backstage, Stephanie is informed by an assistant that her father Vince is on his way to the arena.
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Big Show is shown backstage walking the hallway. A-Train tells Show what he did to Mysterio was great.
John Cena comes to the ring and gets on the mic. He spits it thuganomic style talking about how he got screwed at Backlash. Brian Kendrick comes to the ring dressed hip hop style. Kendrick announces himself as Spanky. Spanky says he has a rap but he needs a beat. Cena hands the mic to an official to give the beats. Spanky starts spitting rhymes dissing Cena. Spanky gets everyone to wave their hands in the air. When I say Cena, you say sucks. Cena gets mad and takes off his shirt. Spanky starts "scratching" on Cena's head. Cena attacks Spanky and gives him a super fireman's carry takeover.
Backstage, The FBI are playing craps. They make some jabroni leave the room who wanted an autograph. They concentrate on taking out Chris Benoit tonight.
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Chris Benoit vs Johnny Stamboli w/ Nunzio and Chuck Palumbo. The referee Brian Hebner officially makes it a tag match after Rhyno came down to the ring and gored Nunzio.
Johnny Stamboli and Chuck Palumbo w/ Nunzio beat Chris Benoit and Rhyno when Nunzio helped Palumbo pin Benoit.
In the parking lot, Stephanie is on her cell phone talking to Vince's answering machine. She says he does not need to be here tonight and she will meet him for dinner later. Brock Lesnar arrives. Stephanie wonders why he is there. Brock says he has something to do tonight.
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Brock Lesnar comes to the ring and gets on the mic. Brock says he went through one hell of a fight at Backlash with Cena. Brock says he is looking for another fight. I came tonight looking for a fight with Big Show. What you did to Mysterio at backlash was gutless. Not only did you beat him, but you had to pick his helpless being up and swing him like a baseball bat into the ring post. You gutless coward. So I have to ask you, why Big Show? Did it make you feel better? Did it make you feel like a bigger giant than you already are? Or was it that you realized that Mysterio had a bigger heart than you? I can tell you that answer Show because I've been in the ring with both of you. Show, you have a lot of potential but you are lacking heart. You don't have the heart of a true champion. You can bully anyone you want but I ain't standing for it. You wanna bully somebody Big Show, why don't you bring your big giant slobbery ass down here and try to bully Brock Lesnar. bring your ass down here so you can feel the pain.
Show walks out to the top of the stage with a mic in hand. You are calling me out to a fight? I will beat your ass just like I did at Survivor Series. I will not step in the ring with you until the title is on the line.
You want this title? Come and get it!
I get to pick the time and the place. I've already had one match tonight.
I can't think of a better time and place but now.
You are on....but not tonight. Show leaves.
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Team Angle w/ a large picture of Kurt Angle beat John Walters and Eric Stevens in a quick match. After the match Haas gets on the mic and demands that Los Guerreros give them back their titles. Los Guerreros walk to the ring. Eddie gets on the mic and says he and Chavo came out here to tell them what they did was wrong. Eddie wants all the kids to know that stealing is wrong. Crime does not pay. We are sorry. In feeling bad about this we want to make an apology. We also want to make a promise in that we will never steal anything of yours again. Los Guerreros lay the belts on the mat. Team Angle pick their belts up and their music plays. Haas gets back on the mic and tells Los Guerreros to take a good look at the titles because they will never see them again, even after the ladder match at Backlash. Chavo gets on the mic and says that he and Eddie are olympic gold medalists. Chavo holds up the gold medal that they stole off the Kurt Angle picture frame sitting at ringside that Team Angle brought out.
Backstage, Torrie Wilson tells Sable she did not appreciate her lying to Stacy Keibler at Backlash. Sable says they can be great partners as long as Torrie is willing to play with her. Because if she doesn't, what happened last week is just a taste of what Sable is capable of. Sable walks off telling Torrie she will meet her in the ring for their tag match coming up against dawn Marie and Nidia.
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Dawn Marie and Nidia w/ Jamie Noble beat Sable and Torrie Wilson when Dawn Marie made Torrie tap out to an ankle lock after Sable refused to tag and walked to the back.
In the parking lot, Stephanie is on her cell phone taking to Vince's answering machine. Stephanie turns around as Vince arrives in the parking lot. Vince says he wants to meet Mr. America. Stephanie tries her best to get Vince to leave but he will have none of it.
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Sean O'Haire and Roddy Piper walk to the ring for Piper's Pit. Piper says he heard Piper on Raw last week say that Piper was fat. Piper says when he loses weight he will call Jericho, and when Jericho gets some talent he can call him. Piper announces his gueast Mr. America. Hogan's Real American music plays. Out comes Mr. America with his mask on acting just like Hogan. The blonde hair is even sticking out the backside of the mask. Piper accuses him of not being Mr. America and being Hulk Hogan. Piper says he knows it for a fact. Mr. America speaks, sounds just like Hogan, and says that is the most ridiculous thing he has ever heard. Mr. America says he is freedom, justice, and liberty for all. Mr. America says he is not Hulk Hogan.
Vince McMahon comes to the ring and gets on the mic. How dare you Hogan? I suspended you indefinitely. I ordered you to go home and stay there for the duration of your contract. I did it because I wanted you to rot. And I did it so these Hulkamaniacs would never cheer for you again. You show up here in my ring and my show? You are going back home. But this time there is a difference. I will send you back home with your american institution with you...for breaching your contract.
Mr. America says that it sonds like Hogan gave Vince a serious case of brain damage when he kicked your ass. I am not Hulk Hogan. I am Mr. America. Just ask all these Americanmaniacs.
You are insulting my intelligence and I will not stand for it at all. wait just a minute. You are right. You are not Hogan. You are Mr. America. So I'm sure that Mr. America has just signed a contract here in WWE. And since I am the chairman of WWE I want you to read my lips - you are fired! Now get the hell out of here Hogan.
I'm not going anywhere brother because I did not sign with you. I signed with Stephanie an iron clad contract that says mr. America not be fired or suspended so I am here to stay brother. And there is not a damn thing you can do about it. And one more thing McMahon, God bless America!
I'll tell you what we're gonna do Hogan. I'm gonna prove that you are Hogan and we are gonna rip that mask off your face.
Just wait a minute brothers. Don't do anything stupid. Let me ask you a question that has never been asked. Whatcha going do when the 24 inch patriots run wil on you?
O'Haire grabs Hogan from behind for Vince to punch. Hogan gets out of it and decks Vince and leaves to the back swinging the american flag.
This may not be shown on tv - Piper gets on the mic and says it will be a cold day in hell before he comes back to New Hampshire. Vince, Piper, and O'Haire leave to the back.
Chimmel thanks everyone for coming. Thats it...
Credit: Calvin Martin of LordsOfPain.net