| Do You remember..? Paul has said alot of funny, weird or maybe (if its possible) wize thinks. Heres a tiny bit of it! |
| It would be impossible to write down all the funny things Paul have done. And i cant even remember all the things i have been laughing about. So if you have a funny or special story, you want the rest of us to hear please send it to me. And ill put it on the site! |
| - I may be small but ive got a HUGE dick |
| - When im feeling good i stick my thong on |
| - Life without sex is like a cheese and pickle sandwich without the pickle |
| - I hate mums and they hate me |
| - I have never been shy. When i was four i used to flash my bits to old ladies! |
| - Most nuns i�ve met were at school becouse I went to a conventy school and they were cool, man. |
| - Girls dont fancy me! I dont have to handle the pressure of that cos it just doesnt happen! |
| - I used to film strippers in clubs. I was 19 and did it for my mate who made videoes and sold them |
| - I drove my Dad's car off a mountain once. Ive been a very naughty boy! |
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