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In 1992/3 the first show to copy the format of my favorite show
Cops
came along. I've read it ran until 1999/00 with as many as 600
episodes. The format went like this: Maury Hannigan then Commissioner of the
California highway patrol hosts. (He was not paid for his appearances while he
was commissioner) He explains what you are about to see is real
and which state each footage is coming from. Then we see footage from 3
different states of police going to a call. The fourth segment is a reenactment
of an older case, sometimes with the actual cop from the incident playing
himself, if not then the cop is played by a real cop. Occasionally they will
feature actual dashboard camera footage if it was a chase. The segment is always
broken into two parts, then Maury comes back and does a safety PSA on seatbelts
for example. Then for the last minute or so there's a short funny clip of a
trooper making a traffic stop. After a while of this they would mix it up
by having the reenactment in the middle with no interruptions and a live call
after. It could be from 3-5 segments with no last minute segment.
The theme song is a driving instrumental
piece with sound effects, but sometime during Season 2 they added a rap feel by
adding a 15 second theme made just for the show called "I'm Looking Out 4 U" by Belize with
lyrics "I'm looking out for you and everything's going to be all right. And
I just want to do - call me when you need it. I'm looking out for you, ready
when the call comes in. When you need somebody…I'm the man." It was
released by Warner Brothers records as a 12" single in 1995 with Original
TV Theme (4:37), TV Theme Instrumental (4:16), RV Mix (4:10), RV Instrumental
(4:07) & WB Mix (4:28). Written by Carl McGregor, Bruce Fisher & Larry
Brown. Produced by Spencer Proffer, Carl McGregor, & Kerry Gordy. At the end
they do an instrumental of what sounds like "We've got it going on for years".
So for the first 3/4 of the episode the show is exactly
the same as Cops except for the host and the follow ups. Usually reenactments
are lame, but these aren't because they include the real people who were there
and they explain what happened. Later episodes featured the reenactment moved up
in one segment, with real footage after, Maury introducing each segment and the
short clip at the end dropped. Sometimes followups were dropped, the title s
went from yellow to white, the song and announcer changed. Also Maury has three
different uniforms - one has 2 stars on the lapels, 5 stars and a 5 star ring
cluster. I don't have the original air dates and only have 167 episodes and they say 1993 or 94, but they
could be from any year. I
have written detailed descriptions I will post someday of each case below if you
are looking for something specific.
“The producers were gracious enough to include a public service announcement in every single show we did, which were written by the law enforcement community. That was a relatively easy show to make because primarily what it involved was real law enforcement officers doing their jobs on the street. To me it was a very positive experience and wasn’t difficult at all.” - Maury 1999
Ep# | Description |
101 | Stolen Car (Miami, FL )/Mystery Shots (Boston, MA)/Afraid of the Wolf (Santa Ana, CA)/The Runaways (Burnet, TX) 1994 |
102 | Veil of Tears (East Los Angeles, CA)/Two Guys from Vegas (Saline, UT)/Distress Call (Denver, CO)/Banking on it (Flagstaff, AZ) 1993 |
103 | Among the Missing (Montebello, CA)/Street Shakedown (Boston, MA)/Flying Carpets (Phoenix, AZ)/For Life (Pensacola, FL) 1993 |
104 | Manhunt (New Orleans, LA)/Rim Shots (Los Angeles, CA)/Gully Roll (Riverside, CA)/The Fence (Indianapolis, IN) 1993 |
105 | Caught in the Act (Los Angeles, CA)/Hide and Seek (Boston, MA)/Choices (Houston, TX)/Port of Entry (Shady Grove, AZ) 1993 |
106 | Death Wish (Boston, MA)/What's the Problem (Gary, IN)/Rollover Walk-Away (East Los Angeles, CA)/Family Feud (Stephenson, MI) 1993 |
107 | Silent Running (Boston, MA)/Summer Challenge (Dagsboro, DE)/Final Approach (Richmond, VA)/Ride on the Wild Side (Carlisle, IN) 1993 |
108 | Off and Running (Salem, NH)/Trooper Down (Lovelock, NV)/Log Jam (Rock Hill, SC)/A Matter of Scent (Hagerstown, MD) 1994 |
109 | Hide and Seek (Totowa, NJ)/Heartbreaker (Los Angeles, CA)/Play the Game Pay the Price (Chicago, IL)/Over the Line (Medart, FL) 1993 |
110 | Positive ID (Palo Alto, CA)/Motel Party (Worcester, MA)/Possible Stolen (Logan, VA)/Money Bags (Ridgeland, SC) 1993 |
111 | Unhitched/A Trooper's Story/Hot Rodder/Bad Manners 1993 |
112 | Lost in the Night/Word Games/A Rose is a Rose/Turnpike Terror 1993 |
113 | Swamp Thing/Eye Witness/Foreign Exchange/Flip Top Reenactment 1993 |
114 | Chase/Bad Odds/Carry On/Taxi 1993 |
115 | He Says…She Says/Trouble on the Interstate/The Raven's Claw/Henry and Lloyd 1993 |
116 | Into the Woods/Blues in the Night/Dusters/The Backup 1993 |
117 | Throwing Punches/The Dealer and the Hitchhiker/No Paperwork/A Matter of Convenience 1993 |
118 | Child in Danger/High School Confidential/They're Just Peas/Gettin' Busy 1993 |
119 | Missing Person/Bomb Threat/K-9 Search/24 Hours 1993 |
120 | Shooting in the Night/A Driver Strikes Out/Late for Dinner/Double Trouble 1993 |
121 | The Sting/Tapped Out/Hanging Out on the Interstate/To Grandmother's House 1993 |
122 | Trapped/Smoke Screen/Biker's Night/Bump and Grind 1993 |
123 | Permission Denied/Late for Work/Tag Team/Take this Job and… 1994 |
124 | House Call/Doubtfire Four/Interstate Improv/Shoot and Run 1993 |
125 | Hit & Run/Wasted Days…Lonely Nights/Surprise, Surprise/Inn and Out 1993 |
126 | On the Run/Otherwise Engaged/Bad Car Day/The Little Black Bag 1993 |
127 | Deuces Wild/Northern Exposure/Reveille/Grounds for Divorce 1993 |
128 | Accidental Passenger/Reefer Man/Search Warrant/Early Withdrawal 1993 |
129 | Stolen Car/Sleeping it Off/The Standoff/Tragedy on the 91. 1994 |
130 | The Unexpected/California Joy Ride/Hairpin Turn/The Cracker Box Incident 1993 |
131 | Caught with the Goods/Lady in Trouble/"I Know the Law"/The Prisoner 1993 |
132 | Something to Hide/Up Against a Fence/Three Time Loser/Hard as Nails 1993 |
133 | Like Father, Like Son/Cause and Effect/What's in a Name/Field Training 1994 |
134 | Hard Choices/Wet & Wild/Tennessee Firebird/Dangerous Dad 1993 |
135 | Car Boosters/You Asked for it/Off Balance/All Terrain 1994 |
136 | Incident on Highway 13/Serious Matters/Crap Shoot/House Call 1994 |
137 | Out of Control/Geared for Trouble/By Any Other Name/My Car is Faster than Yours 1993 |
138 | Family Affair/Mellow Fellow/Running on Empty/Shotgun Express 1994 |
140 | The Search is on/Wasted Time/Teen Trouble/Help…Wanted 1994 |
141 | Honor Thy Father/Making a Difference/Designated/Two Against One 1993 |
142 | Mean Street/No Headlights No Registration/Telltale Tongue/Cause for Alarm 1993 |
143 | Biker Rally/Flagstaff, AZ 4:48am/Truck vs. Buck/Popping Pills 1993 |
144 | Possible Fatal/Gun Threat/Double Trouble/Routine Nightmare 1993 |
145 | Fast Exit/Riding High/Desert Incident/In a Ditch 1993 |
146 | Kitchen Dispute/Wrong Way on Highway/Guns Drawn/Bandit's Collar 1993 |
147 | A Change for the Worse/Fish Story/Freeway Tag/Tools of the Trade 1993 |
148 | Northern Exposure/Mystery Driver/They May Be Armed/Gun Control 1993 |
149 | Freeway Reaction/Suspicious Behavior/Living in a Limo/ Let's Dance 1994 |
150 | Freeway Mystery/It's a Privilege to Drive/Harmless/Dialing for Bullets 1993 |
Ep# | Description |
151 | Double Deuces/Hiding Evidence/Cruise Control/Random Fire 1993 |
152 | Another Bar Fight/Caution; Men Working/Tough Love/Dust Off 1993 |
153 | The Party's Over/Inappropriate Behavior/Running Too Fast/Persistence 1993 |
154 | Running on Empty/Fugitive's Folly/Backroad Getaway/The Quiet Life 1993 |
155 | Number Mismatch/Air Rescue/A Chain Reaction/The Troublemaker 1993 |
157 | The Trooper Fielding Story/On a Parole/Lucky to Be Alive/Forcible Entry 1993 |
158 | Double Trouble/Hide N' Seek/Test Drive/The Long Ride 1993 |
159 | Man Trouble/Pushing His Luck/Just Passing Through 1994 |
160 | A Fish Story/Tunnel Vision/All Shook Up/Listen, People 1994 |
161 | Scanners/Clothes Case/Remains of a Bad Day/Point Blank Range 1993 |
162 | A Cry in the Night/Fatal Infraction/All Things Great and Small/Shards of Hate 1994 |
163 | The Company We Keep/In the Wrong Direction/Tailgating/The Lone Trooper 1993 |
164 | Badge 666/Look Behind You/Guns in the Yard/On the Edge 1993 |
165 | Hidden Assets/Dukes of Hazard/Drag Racer/The Heartbeat Reenactment 1994 |
166 | Targeted/Home Confinement/Bad Choices 1994 |
167 | Batting Zero/A Question of Control/Rail Rider/At Risk, At Speed 1994 |
168 | Parent Trap/Young Felons/Hit and Run/Midday Run 1994 |
169 | The Cover Up/Money for Nothing/Minor Offense/Too Slow for Comfort 1994 |
170 | Family Feud/Boys on the Hood/Homegrown/In Cold Blood 1994 |
171 | Speed Doesn't Pay/Arkansas Traveler/Inconsistencies/The Hitchhiker 1994 |
172 | Gas Jumpers/Keeping Secrets/Twice Charmed/The Great Escape…Artist 1994 |
173 | Bar Fight/All Fired Up/Whiff of Smoke/Out of Luck 1994 |
174 | Hot Wheels/The Telltale Plates/Name Game/The Used Car 1994 |
175 | Shots Fired/Light's Out/Testing the Limits/Run for the Border 1993 |
176 | Out in the Cold/Trading Places/Concealed Weapon/Dayrunners 1994 |
177 | No Place to Go/Shooting Up/Kids with Kegs/Tunnel Vision 1994 |
178 | Under Fire/Florida Heat/To Tell the Truth/Don't Axe, Don't Tell 1994 |
179 | In Cold Water/Off the Meter/Too Dark/Down By the Bay 1994 |
180 | Domestic Conflict/Crossing the Line/East Palo Alto, CA 8:30pm/Green Means Go 1994 |
181 | Along for the Ride/Just a Party/Wrong Tag/Now, Hold it 1994 |
182 | Behind the 8 Ball/To Catch a Thief/Mr. Lucky/Who, Me? 1994 |
183 | Party Pass/Over the Side/Close Call/No Place Like Home 1994 |
184 | Bumper Cars/Double Trouble/Crunch N' Punch/The Exchange Student 1994 |
185 | Room to Let/Citizen Down/Like a Rock/The Raffle Tickets 1994 |
186 | On the Run/The Player/Grandma's Heirloom/The Spree 1994 |
187 | Let's Make a Deal/Stuck in the Mud/Indirect Deposit/The Eleventh Hour 1994 |
188 | Wild Man/Tales on an Open Road/Attitude Adjustment/On the Lam 1994 |
189 | Field of Dreams/Talks too Much/Not Again/Armed and Dangerous 1994 |
190 | Brotherly Love/Triple Trouble/Two for the Road/CB Deal 1994 |
191 | Look at Me/Nuts and Bolts/On the Run/The Sprint 1994 |
192 | Car Chase/Up the Creek/Deadly Dreams/Lights Out 1994 |
193 | The Cat, The Bat & the Worn Out Mat/Wet Pursuit/Needles 1994 |
195 | Out of Window/Oops/Freeway Merchants/Who's There? 1994 |
196 | The Kid and the Cowboy/It's Not Addicting/Into the Woods/Four for the Road 1994 |
197 | Colorado Spikes/Night Moves/2 Cent Shooting/A Night at the Races 1994 |
198 | The Meter's Running/Shell Game/Swamp Fox/Home Front 1994 |
199 | Motorcycle Race/Brothers in Crime/Fraternity Prank 1994 |
200 | Cry for Help/Just Crazy Tonight/Just a Job/One Last Time 1994 |
201 | Motorcycle Pursuit/Hit and Run/Holiday Spirits/After Hours 1994 |
202 | Domestic Dispute/Cowboy Truck Search/Roadblock Runner/The Glass Cage 1993 |
203 | Interstate Incident/Horse Trouble/Bumper to Bumper 1993 |
204 | Alhambra Van Pursuit/Bus Incident/Governor's Award of Valor/Indy 500 1993 |
205 | Ice Cold Crack/Pot Stop/Schoolyard/Lucky to Be Alive/Five Cervezas 1994 |
206 | Gang Violence/ High on Crank/Paso Robles, CA 2:30am 4/26/88/Stolen Car Hunt #205. 1994 |
207 | Driveway Rescue/High on the Streets/Deadly Encounter/On the Alert 1994 |
208 | Felony Hit and Run/Domestic Violence/Deadly Force/Citizen's Arrest 1994 |
209 | Camry Rescue/Trapped Driver/Hitchhike Assault/Helicopter Rescue 1993 |
210 | Bank Robber Search/Romero Red Light/Freeway Crash 4 Hurt 1993 |
211 | Deadheads/Crack Bust/Surprise!/Pedestrian Tragedy 1994 |
212 | Street Racers/Street Racer Crash/Tristate Test Drive/Domestic Violence 1993 |
213 | DUI Daddy/San Diego Drug Bust/Convict Pursuit/Race with Death 1994 |
214 | Wrong Side of the Road/Outer Limits/The Partners 1993 |
215 | The Preacher and the Policeman/Asleep at the Wheel/Shooting/Don't Drink and Drive 1993 |
216 | It's Not My Truck/Black Mustang/Border Dispute/He's Got My Daughter 1993 |
217 | Drug Raid/Motorcycle Pursuit/Gang Shooting/Concealed Weapon 1994 |
218 | Unhappy Campers/The Chop Shop/Fist Fighting Fugitive/Gang Patrol 1994 |
219 | Carjack/Momma's Boy/Helping Hands/Sixth Sense 1994 |
220 | The Long Way Home/Short Changed/Remembering/Hammered 1994 |
221 | Off the Road/Car Troubles/Massachusetts Sky Cap/Freeway Fire 1994 |
222 | City Chase/Rush Hour Chaos/Family Ties/Bail Out 1993 |
223 | Mother vs Daughter vs Boyfriend/The Toothache/Cry a Little Tenderness/Night Vision 1994 |
224 | Foot Pursuit/Jump and Run/The 80-Foot Drop/The Cliffhanger 1993 |
227 | Behind the 8-Ball/Brother in Law/Pipe Dream/The Fangs 1993 |
229 | Concealed Weapon/Mystery Driver/Bank Drop/Hit and Run 1994 |
230 | Clash at Mattawan/Throwing Punches/Smoke Screen/The Rest Stop 1994 |
231 | Little Runaway/One More Time/Ramp Racer/Subject 1032…Need Assistance 1994 |
232 | Feudin' & Fightin'/Good Night Out/Attempted Assault/The Old Pro 1994 |
233 | Shoplift/Two Gun Drive Thru/Sister Hostage/Carjacker/Drunk Mom 1994 |
234 | Kidnap & Assault/Gang Bangers/Car Wash/Hit & Run Rollover 1994 |
235 | Special Unit Patrol/Out Cold/Assistance Stop Lost/Curran and Son 1993 |
236 | Stolen Car/Taggers/Car Jacking/Crash Rescue/Motorcycle Crash 1994 |
237 | Highway Hostility/Dusted/Crime Spree/Failure to Yield 1994 |
238 | Run, Run/No Alternatives/It's Not My Car/Turnpike Tag 1994 |
239 | Minors with Guns/Armed and Dangerous/Resisting Arrest/Juvenile Arsenal 1993 |
240 | Crack House/Truck Tire Bust/Academy Shoot Out/2 Car Head On 1993 |
241 | Fluid Trail/Plumber's Helper/Sleazy Rider/No Way Out 1993 |
243 | Clowning Around/Dust Bust/Getting Geeting/Bozo Gets a Ticket #243. 1994 |
244 | A Tale of Two Stories/Fender Bender/Stolen Squad Car 1994 |
245 | Pursuit with Guns/The Little Woman/Aldrich 7-11 Store/This is No Rest Stop 1993 |
246 | Resisting Arrest/Concealed Weapon/Revenge/Who's Car is it 1994 |
247 | Gun Bust/Pinned In/Trailer Park Shootout/Screaming Pot Head 1994 |
248 | Disturbance/Proudfoot's Pursuit/A Bad Night 1994 |
249 | Stolen Truck Chase/Hit and Run DUI/Crime Spree/Open Container 1994 |
250 | Jesus and the Slush Puppies/Black Cadillac/Night Chase/Wake Up Call 1994 |
251 | The Domicile/Sipping & Smoking/He's Not There/The Wrong Way 1994 |
252 | Domestic Dispute/Crosswalk Tragedy/Forklifted/The Rammer 1994 |
253 | Out of Nowhere (Monterey Park, CA)/Speeding Bullhauler (Foreny, TX)/Cry on the Shoulder (Paw Paw, MI)/Gun ‘N Run (Perryville, MD)/MN 1993 |
254 | Hard Days Night/Seeing Double/Bill of Sale/Dinner Plans Reenactment 1994 |
255 | Madame X/Trouble at Home/Blown Away/Confidence Man 1994 |
256 | Stolen Van/Hiding Out/Rocks in My Pocket/Laid Off 1994 |
257 | Telltale Papers/Joyride/Left of Center/Snow Blind 1994 |
258 | Out Shopping/Bad Finger/Topsy Turvy/Tagged 1994 |
259 | You Think I’m Stupid? (Andover, MA)/Hide and Seek (Newark, DE)/Used Cars (East Los Angeles, CA)/A Family Affair Reenactment (Turtle Mountain, OK) CA 1994 |
260 | Tazewell Co. VA 3:30pm/Assault Suspect Pursuit (Iowa City, IO)/Far From Home (Cortlandt, NY)/No Outlet Reenactment (Troy, OH) TX 1994 |
263 | Running Scared (Miami, FL)/Love is in the Air (Riverside, CA)/I Said, “Nice Car” (Raleigh, NC)/Gratitude Reenactment (Streator, IL)/CA 1994 |
264 | Sideswiped (East Los Angeles, CA)/A Man Called Sundown (Flagstaff, AZ)/Guilty Conscience (Brockton, MA)/The Two Walters Reenactment (Adairsville, GA)/AZ 1993 |
265 | Knife Fight (Rock Hill, SC)/Speeding Toyota (Boston, MA)/ Baldwin Park, CA 10:30pm/The Boys Reenactment (IL 93)/MA 1993 |
266 | Undercover Blues (Somerville, MA)/Mule Train (Waxahachie, TX)/Overdue (Roxbury, MA)/The Trunk Reenactment (Greenville, Co. SC) UT 1994 |
267 | Donut Defense (Mattapoisett, MA)/Out to Pasture (Paragould, AR)/High Anxiety (Whitehouse, TN)/Hercules Reenactment (Yucca, AZ) 1994 |
268 | Serious Allegations (Mallory, WV 11:00pm)/Black Talons (Wareham, MA)/Points of Light (East Palo Alto, CA)/Mall Call (Osceola Co, FL)/VA 1994 |
269 | Mother & Son (Marion, MA 6:30pm)/Moo…ving Violation (Logan, WV)/Highway Flagdown (Atlanta, GA 5:06pm)/Families Reenactment (Louisa, VA) AR 1994 |
270 | No Names - MA shots fired call/TX/CA/Reenactment SC 7/18/91 |
271 | Misguided Missile (St. George, UT)/Speed Stop (Littleton, CO)/Reported Gun Threat (Boston, MA)/Harold and Roberta Reenactment (Palmer, AK)/KS 1994 |
272 | Head on Crash (Santiago Canyon, CA)/Drug Bust (Bakersfield, CA)/Reenactment (Bakersfield, CA 12/31/89)/Old Friends (Little Rock, AR) 1993 |
297 | Night Flight (Palo Alto, CA 10:15pm) Officer Greg Marsh says there is a probation violation. When they get to the house they usually take off on them, so they are going to set up on their known escape route. Officer Tony Adams is going to flush them out. They set up in an alley and can hear the music then they spot a runner. A Mexican man threw something, he ran because he was scared and didn’t know where he was. He tossed a gun and they find it, a loaded .38. The Mexican says you are stupid, he didn’t throw it. They saw him. Officer Yogesh Sharma assists as the guy curses them out. They are handling it with gloves to save the prints. They tell him to chill out and move him into a police car. He ran for something, maybe the gun. Five guys ran away. They saw the cops and had they to chase them over the fence. They go back for the gun and find another gun and use a newspaper to pick it up. It is also a loaded .38. and they run it. It went better than they suspected. The suspect is a juvenile ex-felon with previous handgun possession. Comic Relief (Hope Valley, RI 1:07am) Officer Richard Ryan pulls over a car and asks for a license. He tells him to step out when he says he has no ID. He says he has no ID at all, never had a license. He says so if he checks him he won’t find an ID. He searches his pockets and cuffs him after finding weed in his pocket. Officer Kevin O’Brien assists. Have you been arrested before? Yes, twice for cocaine drug charges. He was on probation for it in the 80s. He doesn’t drink, just smokes weed. He doesn’t use a pipe, just smokes a joint. He bought 4 bags, smoked one and has 3 left. He bought them in New York, he used to live there so he just went to the old neighborhood. He’s worried about the car and doesn’t want his wife to be without it. That’s his only concern. They are having a hard enough time now. They want to search the car. He says OK. They say he’s nervous. He says he’s cold, has a speech problem and will sign a consent form. They find a box of comic books with Wolverine inside and wonder if they are stolen. He says he’s been collecting for years. They take him back to the barracks. He got possession, could get $1000 and jail. The comics weren’t stolen. Sammy’s Run (Tucson, AZ 9:00pm) Sgt. Terry Starner says it’s on I19, a K-9 assist. K-9 Sammy and Officer Eloy Ramirez are checking a taxicab, they’ve been having problems with them transporting drugs or money. The dog gets a hit on the car, so they check the trunk and dashboard and find a wad of cash. They ask the Mexican driver about it. He lets them check the trunk, but they find nothing. The suspect was released and Sammy has been on patrol since 1990. Motel Mayhem Reenactment (Sharon, MA 11:35am 8/20) – three thugs Rick Alberts, Bob Chasen and Cary Quinn robbed many motels in the last several weeks. Now they hit the Starlight motel on Rt1 and Sharon. The owners’ son hides under the bed and the couple is held hostage. The safe is locked, so they bang on the managers’ door to get the key. They force her back to open it. She does and gives them around $1000 and they take off. Trooper David Rea gets the call and a description of the getaway van. Trooper Ray Stevens spots the van as it rains on Rt 28 and follows. The thugs turn off the road and make a run for it with their rifles. They go into the woods and catch two of them. Rick & Cary got 12 years. Bob was never caught. Maury’s seatbelt PSA. A cop pulls over a yellow pickup truck after they hunted a large elk that is in the back. 1993 |
298 | Park Patrol/Who’s to Blame/State Line Incident/Pickup and Go 1993 |
299 | Catch of the Day/Used Car Trouble/Lying in the Grass/The Knockout 1994 |
300 | Call for Help/Under Stress/Reported Stolen/Trailer Trashed 1994 |
Saturday Night Live | Warning: Any ethnic slur is just for humor, this should be obvious retard. Real Stories of the Arkansas Highway Patrol - Capt Terry Gamble (John Goodman) As always, the events you see tonight are as they actually happened, videotaped in the field. In our first segment, we follow Arkansas State Trooper Glenn McRae (Michael McKean), as he pulls over a 1988 Mustang. At the wheel - a 25-year old co-ed from the University of Arkansas, with an okay face but a killer body. Conway, AR 9/15/91 - Glenn pulls over a red car and asks her for ID and a picture of her in a swimsuit or leotard. She doesn't have one. He asks her to step out, walk back and forth alongside the vehicle several times and arch her back. He drops a pencil and wants her to bend over at the waist and pick it up. Governor Bill Clinton (Phil Hartman) is in the backseat of the police car giving him the thumbs up. Everything seems to check out fine. Would you be interested in going back to the patrol car, and performing a sex act on the governor? I guess so. Trooper Glenn McRae got a certificate of valor for it, to this day, no other state trooper has received so high an honor. Fayetteville, AR 10/90 - Trooper Danny Williams (Chris Farley) sits outside his car while Bill Clinton is in the backseat having sex with a woman, she says it hurts, he says I feel your pain. A man walks his dog on the sidewalk, says hi and Danny goes after him and shoots him. He left in 93 to be ambassador to South Korea. Little Rock, AR 12/19/91 - State Trooper Warren Christopher (Rob Schnieder) is in his car and Bill Clinton is in the back with a woman. Dispatcher (Ellen Cleghorne): I've got Mrs. Clinton on the line. I'm gonna patch you through. She says Bill isn't at the mansion. You sure? Well then I'll bet you anything he's working late at the office. The phones are screwed up there, you'll call, and it'll ring, and ring, and you'll think there's nobody there, people can't hear the phone ringing. Excuse me for one second? He tells Bill she isn't buying it. He's no help. She says she is at the office, so he shoots himself in the leg. Ow, I've been shot! Trooper Warren Christopher is now secretary of state. #1919. 5/7/93 |
Exclusives sent to this site
"I was in the Steve Ussher shooting re-enactment from California. The incident was in 1995 and I portrayed myself during the filming with my K-9 Mori. They also rode with me in 1997 when I seized $85k from a heroin dealer. The show folded before that incident was aired."
"Two bad guys who break into a home and shoot a poor clerk played by me at a 7-11 type store. One of the guys has long reddish hair that he wears in a pony tail. When they find him, they drag him out of the side door of a pickup truck, played by my fiancé, who had a few cuts from the scene. It was actually filmed in Moorfield, WV but I don't think that is where the real crimes occurred. Doing the show was great because they were shooting on location, they used local law enforcement for the scenes. Since I am a director at a local theater, they asked for me help casting, so three of my actors and I went up to do the show. It took two full days to shoot and since it was shot in a small WV town, we were definitely the thing to watch for a while." MDH
"The re-enactment episode entitled "Smooth Operator" was done in Shelton, Washington, at the Doo Wop Diner which no longer exists and at the Washington State Patrol Academy drive course. I played the "cocaine dealer" who was shot and killed by the Trooper. I also drove a rented car on the drive course for the driving shots. The director's first name was Deke and he apparently was an actor on "The Young and the Restless" before. His girlfriend at the time was the fitness expert, Cory Everson." Jim Chromey
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