D                                F#m
You don't always have to fuck her hard
    Em                                            A
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
D                                        F#m
Sometimes you got to make some love
        Em                                    A
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Bm                                    G
Sometimes you got to squeeze
Bm                                            G
Sometimes you got to say please
D                                                A
Sometimes you got to say hey,
                    D                F#m
I'm gonna fuck you softly
Em                                    A
I'm gonna screw you gently
                    D                    F#m
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
                    Em                        A
I'm gonna ball you completely
Bm                            G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers
D                                  A
And then you say wait a minute sally
Bm                    G
I think I got something in my teeth
                D                                A
Will you get it out for me, thats fuckin teamwork
D                                        F#m
Whats your favourite posish
Em                                                    A                                            D
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
                                        F#m
Whats your favourite dish
                            Em                                            A
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from zanzibar
            Bm                                        G
And then I'm gonna love you completely
            D                                            A
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
            Bm                                        G
And then I'll fuckin bone you completely
            D                        A      C        D             C.....D
And then, I'll fuckin fuck you hard...........hard