We went out every Friday
To be alone and watch movies
We became close, we were best friends
But something happened
You never wanted to see me
I couldn't figure out what it was
You couldn't stand to be by me
Your face would cringe wrinkly
Every time I started speaking
You never told me my breath was rancid
How was I supposed to know?
Don't be mad at me 'cause I didn't take a hint
When you pulled out bad breath mints
You seemed so shocked to know that
I didn't know that I had a
Small problem
Just because every living thing
That comes in five feet
Falls gracefully on their knees
I couldn't figure out what it was
You couldn't stand to be by me
Your face would cringe wrinkly
Every time I started speaking
You never told me my breath was rancid
How was I supposed to know?
Don't be mad at me 'cause I didn't take a hint
When you pulled out bad breath mints
I couldn't figure out what it was
You couldn't stand to be by me
Your face would cringe wrinkly
Every time I started speaking
You never told me my breath was rancid
How was I supposed to know?
Don't be mad at me 'cause I didn't take a hint
When you pulled out bad breath mints