� � Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the� internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers,� who� expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and� valuables,� were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered� throughout� the� bank. � The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio tape� system, one robber said, "At least we'll have a bit to eat." The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but� vanilla pudding.� The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond or an ounce of gold.

Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the� robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a� queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. �

�The newspaper headline read: �

� IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING