There was this good looking woman standing on the top of a bridge,
getting ready to commit suicide by jumping into the water hundreds of
feet below. A man spotted her and tried to talk her out of it, saying
"You don't want to kill yourself. I'm a sailor, and I am shipping out to
Europe tomorrow morning. I'll take you with me. I'll hide you on the
ship and bring you food every day."
She decided what the hell, she was
going to kill herself anyway, so what did she have to lose? He took her
aboard that night and hid her. He brought her food the next day. That
night they made love till dawn, and again the next day he brought her
food.
This went on for about three weeks, when the captain discovered
her during a routine inspection. "Who are you, and what are you doing
here?" he asked.
The girl replied, "I have an arrangement with one of
the sailors. He's taking me to Europe, and in return for his kindness
he's been fucking me. "
"In more ways than one," the captain said, "This
is the Staten Island Ferry!"
.::back::.