Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
She can't touch it till she's fourteen.
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause, and finally Bubba said, "How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
A documentary.
What do they call it in Kentucky?
"Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."
How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front desk says "go ahead."
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
There are tobacco stains on both sides of his pickup truck
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
"You sure do have a purdy tooth!"
