This elderly gentleman enters a baseball stadium and sits down in his seat. About five minutes later a young punk rocker enters the area. He has spiked hair sticking straight up and is colored with like yellow, blue, red and green (You got the picture right?)
Anyway he sits down about five seats in front of where the elderly gentleman is sitting. The elderly gentleman can't stop staring at this punk rocker. After a few minutes the punk rocker turns around and says to the old man "Are you looking at me?"...
The old man says "As a matter of fact I am!"
The punk rocker says "Well don't bother me!"
The old man says " You know something... "When I was your age I was in Vietnam"...
"So...what do you want... a medal?!" says the punk rocker.
"No" said the old man, "In vietnam, in the jungle at night we all did some crazy things... One night I fucked a parrot.....and I was just wondering if you were my son?!"
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