Two people with children get married. During the first week of marriage,
they find that they are unable to communicate about the bedroom with all
the kids around, since the kids were all eyes, and ears.
After several
evenings of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures
out a solution.
"When the kids aren't around, If you want to have sex with
me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to
have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."
The husband
thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to
have sex with him, "reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you
don't want to have sex, pull on my penis fifty times."
.::back::.