Here's all my favorite old quotes from over the years, even some from the first 4 months of PC too. :-D If you have anything to add, let me know. I know I've missed tons! Enjoy!
Poster on campus: PSO's Hunger Awareness Week....Free Pizza!
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Mom: Oh, my thighs...Perdue would love me!
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Uncle Ernie: How'd you do that to your hair? You look like a raccoon!
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Holly: I have a Tatum stuck in my sinus!!
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(Trying to spell "phat")
Aunt Prudy: P-f-a-t
Holly: It's cuz she works at Pfizer.
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Mom: Anaheim Steamroller.
Holly and Ernest: I like them! (N.B. The group is Manheim Steamroller)
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Tom: I'm such a bitch. I think I'm like this cuz I'm menstruating.
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Monique: You're in Honors Civ. too?!? We're going to be the best of friends!
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(About never going on a cruise)
Tom: 2 syllables....Ti-tanic
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Jodi: We were talking about sex in our psychology class today, and the professor said something about... oh, what's that word? It starts with a 'p'....
AJ: Penis?
Jodi: No....
Laura: Promiscuous?
Jodi: No, there was no 'q' in it!
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Dr. Hennedy's note on the board to our Civ class: Please pick up copie of Aeneid reading ? befor you leave. N.B. He's an ENGLISH teacher!
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Laura: Whenever I pray, I always end up thinking of bad things and them I'm like 'Oh no He can hear you!'
Me: Ohh, I do the same thing! I always end up thinking swears or dirty things and then realize what I'm doing.
Laura: Exactly! I'll be in church thinking, 'Oh that Justin Timberlake -- BODY OF CHRIST!'
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(Making up words during a game, Tom introduces "eleveply" and "rull")
Laura: Ha! Use them in a sentence.
Tom: She ran eleveply down the rull.
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Mr. Pirog: Phone's in the back of the room, I'm old and fat, gimme a sec!
