By Angel
Act 1: Teen Caf�
Curtains Open: Teenagers are sitting at a caf� and drinking coffee.
Lynn: Hay Dillon, did you watch Reality Hospital yesterday?
Dillon: No, that show has been getting kinda boring lately.
Georgie: I would say so too, I especially hate the teen storylines, don�t you?
Lynn: I know, the only character I could stand is Adrianne. She is cool and talented.
Georgie: The writers to the soap are so terrible, they shove the teens down our troughs.
Dillon: The music bussiness storyline is such a drag. How stupid is it to dress Scott as a girl.
Sage: I liked the storyline when Lindsey walked in on Scott and Katie together.
Dillon: Yeah, that was fun, I liked the scene when Scott pretended to be insane to avoid prison.
Lynn: You know, we should stop watching that show.
Sage: Yeah, we should all start watching All their Children.
Georgie: You know Sage, I hate you but lately you have been good to talk to.
Sage: Thank you, ok. Buy you all, you know I�m moving.
All (except for Sage): We will not miss you, but good luck any way.
Curtains Close: Fans Applause
Act 2: The Cellar (Carly�s Club)
Curtains Open: Men and Women eating dinner.
Sonny: Hay Carly, what happened on Reality Hospital today?
Carly: Nothing much, actually, nothing at all.
Sam: You know, the only storyline they have currently is Kelly�s baby and the fire Kelly was not responsible for.
Jason: I remember when the show used to be fun.
Courtney: Yeah, I loved it when Tamera gave birth and was shot in the head by Maurice.
Jason: Or when Alicia was addicted to pain killers and hit Rebecca.
Jax: Or when Ingo was upset because his father died without some cards.
Carly: I loved it when Tamera was kidnaped, that was so cool, I heard that the writer of this fan fic started watching the show when Tamara was held captive by Ric
Sonny: I heard that she was going to stop watching as soon as Tamara was home again but the story continued so she watched. Now even she says it stinks.
Carly: Hay Sonny, let�s go home, you really have to think.
Sam: Think about what?
Sonny: Carly and I may be getting a divorce.
Sam: Cool!!!
Sonny: And I might me moving to a town where people are young and restless.
Sam: Bummer
All (except Sonny): Sonny, please don�t go. We will all miss you. Can�t you reconsider it. Don�t you love your job and Carly and the boys.
Curtains Close: Fans cheer
Act 3: The Docks
Curtains Open: All walking and talking
Faith: Lorenzo, I need your jet.
Lorenzo: Why?
Luke: She needs to go to L.A.
Skye: Why?
Faith: Me and Luke are going to the studio�s of Reality Hospital to tell the writers that they need to do a better job.
Lorenzo: Cool, can I go?
Luke: Sure, how bout you Red?
Skye: I wouldn�t miss is for the world.
All: Get�s go and have fun, we will all be back soon.
Curtains Close: Fans Applause
Act 4: Q Mansion
Curtains Open: Family in the Q mansion
Tracy: I hate Reality Hospital, the writing really stinks.
Edward: According to me, the next time they will have a tearful episode will be next year.
Monica: How do you know?
Edward: Because Anna died this year, so for a year it will be boring.
Alan: Ok, I�m leaving town.
All (Except Alan): Go, don�t miss your plain.
Curtains Close: Fans Cheer
Act 5: The Park
Cutains Open: Young Lovers and Friends sitting and talking
Nicholas: Hay Emily, now that Mary is leaving, maybe we will get back together.
Emily: I don�t know, we should, because I�m sick of watching SoapNet.
Mary: What do you watch?
Alexis: She watches Reality Hospital, we all do actually.
Mary: I watched for a few months but it stinks.
Ric: I agree.
Elizabeth: Me too.
Lucky: The only fun about the show are the fan events.
Mary: Bye, I don�t want to miss my flight.
All (except Mary): Bye.
Curtains Close: Fans Applause
Act 6: Airport
Curtains Open: People boarding a plane.
Sage: Hay, I�m so glad to be leaving Port Charles.
Mary: Me too.
Alan: You know, I hate the writers of Reality Hospital.
Sage: So do I, don�t they see that the ratings are that low.
Mary: I think they are all insane.
Sage: Probably.
Action: All get on the Plane.
Curtains Close: Fans give standing ovation.