Diego, Diego where�s your blue scarf?
I�m glad it�s gone;
It made me want to barf.
Diego, Diego; foster-child so bad,
Your face is expressionless
Much like your Dad.
But Lorenzo has style
Not one whit like you;
Your monotone voice
The dumb things that you do.
I don�t care if your eyes
Are chocolately brown,
Or if your muscles ripple better
Than the guys around town.
It�s your stupidity that annoys me,
And I�m going quite fast
Crazy annoyed at your face.
Man, I hope you�re recast!