Courtney (hand to forehead and down again): "Officer, I shot Officer Brian Beck in the back. He died because of me. And because of my lie, Zander Smith and his father Dr. Cameron Lewis died too. Wow, I guess I almost wiped out their entire line. Ooops, my bad."
Sigh. Hand back up to forehead.
"I want to take responsibility for my actions because the guilt of KILLING THREE people is eating away at me! I have been visiting all their graves everyday begging forgiveness but it just isn't enough. I need to go to jail for my crimes. Maybe the cleansing electricity of the electric chair would purge my soul of these massive sins that weigh on me??"
"Oh yeah, I also have to confess that while I was a junkie for two days I ran down my former best friend and made her temporarily blind. You might want to get that innocent man I let take the rap out of jail, huh??"
"I think that's about it, Officer."