Eminem

Guilty Conscience

Meet Eddie, 23 years old

Fed up with life and the way things are going,

He decides to rob a liquor store,

But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart

And suddenly, his conscience comes into play

(Dr. Dre)alright stop, now before you walk in the door of this liquor store,

And try to get money out the drawer,

You better think of the consequences (who are you?)

I'm your motherfuckin conscience

(Eminem)that's nonsense

Go in and gather the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs

And borrow a damn dress and put on a blonde wig

Tell her you need a place to stay, you'll be safe for days

If you shave your legs with Renee's razor blades

(Dr. Dre)yeah, but if it all goes through like it's supposed to,

The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you

Think about it before you walk in the door first

Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns

(Eminem)fuck that, do that shit, shoot that bitch

Can you afford to blow this shit? are you that rich?

Why you give a fuck if she dies? are you that bitch?

Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

(Dr. Dre)man, don't do it, its not worth it to risk it (your right) not over this shit (stop), drop the biscuit (i will)

Dont even listen to Slim yo he's bad for you

(Eminem)you know what Dre, i dont like your attitude

Meet Stan, 21 years old

After meeting a young girl at a rave party,

Things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom,

Once again, his conscience comes into play

(Eminem)now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek

And smearin her lipstick, slip this in her drink

Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe

(Dr. Dre)yo this girl's only 15 years old

You shouldnt take advantage of her, that's not fair

(Eminem)yo look at her bush, does it got hair? (uh huh)

Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare

Till she passes out and she forgot how she got there

(Dr. Dre)man ain't you ever seen that one movie Kids?

(Eminem)no but i seen a porno with San Nubiaz

(Dr. Dre)shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?

(Eminem)man fuck that, hit that shit raw dog and bail

Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker

After coming home from a hard days work,

He walks in the door of his trailer park home

To find his wife in bed with another man (what the fuck?!)

(Dr. Dre)alright calm down, relax, start breathin

(Eminem)fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin

While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?

Fuck slittin her throat, cut this bitches head off

(Dr. Dre)wait, what if there's an explanation for this shit

(Eminem)what? she tripped, fell, landed on his dick?

(Dr. Dre)shit, alright Shady

Maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

(Eminem)okay, thought about it, still wanna stab her

Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her

That's what i did, be smart, dont be a retard

You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped D. Bonds?

(Dr. Dre)what you say?

(Eminem)what's wrong, didnt think i'd remember?

(Dr. Dre)i'ma kill you motherfucker

(Eminem)ah ah, temper, temper

Mr. Dre, Mr. NWA, Mr. AK Comin Straight Outta Compton, yall better make way

How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

(Dr. Dre)cuz he don't need to go the same route that i went

Been There, Done That

Aw fuck it, what am i sayin? shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at?