Barenaked Ladies

Stunt

Never Is Enough

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then

Enrol at the local college, earn me a degree

And I could work weekends?

If I work real hard

I could mow your backyard

I can go to Europe, travel with my friends

I can blow a thousand deutsche marks

Tto get drunk in a pub with some Australians

Buy a giant backpack

Sew a flag on the back

I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)

I never want to do that stuff

I think never is enough (yeah, never is enough)

You never have to do that stuff

I never had to spend a summer planting trees

I never worked my way through a forest

Inch by inch

Doubled over on my hands and knees

I never worked a single day in retail

Telling people what they want to hear

Telling people anything to make a sale

Eating in the food court

With the old and the bored

The world's your oyster shell

But what's that funny smell?

You eat the bivalve anyway,

You're sick with salmonella

You get your Ph.D.

How happy you will be

When you get a job at Wendy's

And are honoured with the Employee of the Month