Barenaked Ladies

Stunt

I'll Be That Girl

If I were you (and I wish that I were you)

All the things I'd do to make myself turn blue

I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes,

Tie my pantyhose around my neck

I'll be that girl - and you would be right over

If I were a field, you would be in clover

If I were the sun, you would be in shadow

And if I had a gun, there'd be no tomorrow

If you will not have me as myself,

Perhaps as someone else

Perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing

Then even a eunuch won't resist

The magic of a kiss from such as you

It's time to kick off your shoes,

Learn how to choose sadness

It's time to throw off those chains,

Aaddle our brains

With madness

'Cause we've got plenty of time

To grow old and die

But when at last your beauty's faded,

You'll be glad that I have waited for you

When you're done

With being beautiful and young

When that course is run, then come to me