Barenaked Ladies

Stunt

Alcohol

Alcohol, my permanent accessory

Alcohol, a party-time necessity

Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself

O alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte,

Screw the raspberry iced tea

A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me

Alcohol, your songs resolved like

Our lives never will

When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

O alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with

Nothing else to do

I thought that drinking just to get drunk

Was a waste of precious booze

But now I know that there's a time

And there's a place where I can choose

To walk the fine line between

Self-control and self-abuse

I love you more that I did the week before

I discovered alcohol

Would you please ignore that you

Found me on the floor

Trying on your camisole?

O alcohol, would you please forgive me?

For while I cannot love myself

I'll use something else