| How to Be More Like Me...:O) |
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| This is a crash course lesson on how to be more like me. In 5 easy steps! 1. Say Like at least once in Like EVERY Sentence. I can't like stress this point enough. It is very like important to like say like because like you will then like give a more like accurate picture of me. 2. Be Annoying. This is another very important step in the whole morphing-into-Kiersten process. You have to be extremely irritating at all times-no matter what the circumstanses. 3. You must stink at singing, spelling, making web-sites, and writing legibly. As most of you know, and all of you SHOULD know, I stink at all of the above. If you want to appear like me, you must forfit all your respectable talents and stoop to my level of stupidity. 4. You must make tons of stupid mistakes daily. Example: Last night. Party. I made yet another stupid mistake. I brilliantly blurted out my secret occupation while playing Maffia. Throughout the whole game I made similar mistakes, all resulting in laughter and unforgetable shame. 5. Except every oppurtunity to spill and knock over things. This is vital in my life. I simply can not pass up the tempting chance to drop, spill or mess up things. I am infamous throughout the region for the amount of grace I have(and lack). |
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