| 1. Moon the camera. 2. Predict the wrong forecast. 3. Bump into the reporter while they're doing an important story. 4. "Accidentally" cuss while talking about how the home football team lost. 5. Root for the home team's arch rival on the sports show. 6. Report a story about invisible boogers attacking the U.S. and be very, very serious about it. 7. Interrupt the other reporter whith your amazing story about fir trees. 8. Be sure to test the microphone after you go on the air. 9. Talk about your boss on air when you know he's listening. 10. Yell "BOO!!!" really loud at a really bad football game when you know the cameras on you. (inside joke, everyone) 11. Make fun of the other reporters by being super cheesy and making really stupid jokes.12. Put your rolling chair on the desk and roll yourself around while the other person is trying to tell the news. 13. Drink your coffee and then fake your death yelling, "It's poisoned!!!" 14. Tell the people that there have been repeated attacks on people by bears, and then tell the full story of one girl, named Goldilocks, who met an untimely death with three bears. 15. Spit your coffee out on the person next to you during the show. 16. Give your partner bunny ears while they're reporting. 17. Yell the news. 18. Make fun of the people that are running from the cops in police chases. 19. Speak in a British accent every other story. 20. Wear all blue while you report the weather. 21. Try to sit down in your chair but miss and fall on your butt. 22. Report in Jibberish or Pig Latin. 23. Fight with Anne Robinson on The Weakest Link. 24. Insist that blackbirds were really in the pie on Millionaire. 25. Mimick the host. 26. Fart really loud on a live show and blame it on the host. Say, "I told you not to eat those beans last night!" 27. Come on the show nude and pretend like its not a big deal. 28. Trip on purpose. 29. Pretend like you're gay. (no offense to anyone!) 30. Go on a Spanish show and speak French |
| 30 Fun Things to do if You Get on TV |
| OR you can do what George Carlin suggests in "Mental Hot Foots" (I think that what it is) |