| The Evil M&M |
| I wrote this with a friend in CWC, and everyone thinks it's really stupid, but we don't really care! |
| Written by: Kate & A.P. |
Once upon a time, in the Little Red School House, the one with the big bell, the school house idiot got the notion to eat through his nose since it worked with his chocolate milk. He jammed his yellow M&M up his nose using his straw from his chocolate milk. And then, the teacher heard a high voice screech, "My M&M's missing and my nose is swelling!" The teacher rushed to the blond (natural, might I add) headed little boy. She examined his nose and found that he had a foreign object up there, and sent him to the old nurse. When the little boy finally reached the nurse's office, there was wee running down his leg from drinking all that chocolate milk. Disgusted, the nurse sent him to the bathroom. When the boy came back, there was wet toilet paper on his shoe. The nurse set the kindergardener boy on the desk and looked up his nose. All of a sudden, the nurse's perfume irritated the boy's nose and he sneezed, causing the yellow, with a little green, to hit the nurse in the head. Then she threw it away with her bare hands. (Gross huh!) And from that day on, the school didn't allow any M&Ms for all eternity. |