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Once upon a time, three little kittens got tired of hearing their mommy nag them and went to look at houses. Seeing at how expensive they were, each of them decided to build his own house. The first kitten was cheap. He went to a poor farmer and bought huge bundles of hay for about two dollars. He built a simple home and was very content. One day a mutt knocked at his door. "Little kitten, little kitten, let me come in." "Not by the fur on my body bod bod." "Then I'll huff and puff, and I'll blow your house down," the mutt said. So, he huffed and puffed, and he blew the house down. The little kitten cried home to his brothers, who were each saving up for a house. "What's the matter," the two other kittens asked. "A big, bad mutt came and... and... and he blew down my house," the little kitten whimpered. The second adolescent cat, paying no paying heed to the fist kitten's misfortune, set off to find a middle-class home. While walking through the woods, he got an idea. "Why not build a house made of sticks? It won't cost much, and it's stronger then straw," he happily thought. So he picked up sticks and finally built his home. It was just right. A plus side was that he could easily sharpen his claws! But one day, a big, bad mutt came and knocked at his door. "Little kitten, little kitten, let me come in," the mutt said. "Not by the hairs on my body bod bod." "Then I'll huff and puff, and I'll blow your house down, you pathetic kitten," the mutt threatened. So he huffed and puffed, and he huffed and puff, and he blew the wooden house down. Being a scaredy cat, the little kitten ran home with his tail between his legs. "What happened," asked the other kittens. "That stupid mutt blew my house down! I have no where to live, except with Mommy! Can I join you when you make your home,"the little kitten asked his brother, who didn't have a home yet. "No way! Not until I get rid of that big, bad mutt," the little kitten exclaimed. Now the third kitten, even though he was still in his youth, was a wise resourceful kitten. He noticed that his lazy brothers never used strong building material, so their house always fell down. He needed some strong and at a fair price, which he found just what he needed one day strolling through Home Depot. He ordered his bricks weeks ago, which he saved up to buy it a long time ago. The bricks came and the kitten was ready to work hard. He trusted his paws more than anyone else's. After many long days working, he finally completed his beautiful home. Expecting the mutt to come soon, the little kitten went inside and waited for the mutt to come knocking at his door. And sure enough, the mutt came. "Little kitten, little kitten, let me come in," the mutt called into the door. "No way, Jose'," the original, trend-setting kitten replied. "Then I'll huff and puff, and... Aren't you listening to me," the mutt asked, hearing yoga music coming from the house. No reply. "Hello?!" "Oh, yes. You were saying," the kitten finally said. "I was doing my yoga. I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in whatever you're selling. Maybe the vicious tiger down the road might be." "Now listen here, I'm getting tired of this stupid game. If you don't stop then I'll...I'll...I'll tell on you," the mutt argued, stomping his feet with a vein ready to pop. "Whatever you say, puppy." "Don't call me that!" Obviously having his share of insults, the mutt left. He was sure that this wasn't supposed to happen. So he went to his shack, which was worse than the house made of straw, and checked his book with the story The Three Little Pigs. "What am I going to do," he asked himself. "I know! I'll do what no other wolf or mutt has done, I'll eat him! Wait, that's what I'm trying to figure out. I guess I'll just call Cleo for my free tarot reading, maybe she can tell me." He jumped to the phone and dialed the phone number. "Hello! Welcome to Miss Cleo's Free Physic Reading, I'll be with you in *different voice* six months." The mutt slammed the phone down and felt so stupid. **knock knock** "Hello, who is it," the mutt asked the shadowy figures. "Little puppy, little puppy, let us come in," three mysterious voices called. |
| Sorry this is so long, but it's really good. It's a remake of The Three Little Pigs, but it's different, way different. |
| The Three Little Kittens |