Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps -
Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants...
Admission is free, so pay at the door -
pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
One bright morning in the middle of the night -
two dead boys had a fight.
Back to back they faced each other -
pulled out their swords and shot each other.
Two deaf policemen heard the noise -
came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story is true -
ask the blind man, he saw it to.
