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Snivellus Awareness Day |
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We can't tell you who we are. Or where we live. It's too risky, and we've got to be careful. Really careful. Because if he finds us...well, we just won't let him find us.
The thing you should know is that everyone is in really big trouble. Yeah.
Even you.
Snivellus, AKA: Severus Snape, is out on the loose, seducing countless young female Harry Potter fans.And we have taken it upon us to warn the world of the danger posed by him.
Our only weapon? The knowledge that Snivellus is a dirty old man, as well as our trusty dress collection(it takes him so long to find just the right dress to wear).This page is designed to show you some of Snivellus's many faces and thus make known the TRUTH about Snivellus.
This is why we have declared December 2nd as Snivellus Awareness Day, or SAD for short. We ask that everyone please wear rainbows to remind others of the importance of this day.
Yes. We know, but don't waste time thanking us for doing the world this kindness; spend that time making others aware! |
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Here is a picture of Snivellus and the children he torments throughout the Harry Potter series. Clearly, his not allowing them to go past him is symbolic of his desire to keep them from the good things to come. Snivellus must be the first at all times, and he will not allow others to be ahead of him. This is further evidence of his villainy. |
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Here is a picture of Snivellus, or, as he prefers to go by, Snape. See the eerie blue background, along with the dangerous lightening bolt, a mark of hostility and death in Harry Potter; note also the presences of clocks in the background, an obvious reference to his sheer oldness. |
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Here is Snivellus standing behind Draco Malfoy in clear support of this character(known to be evil except in certain fanfiction). Harry Potter, on the other hand, has no one to stand behind him in the picture. Thus, Snivellus has no shame in fighting unfairly against an opponent half his size. Terrible. |
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The glaring symbolism of this picture is, like Snivellus, glaring. Snivellus's dark, evil figure is in sharp contrast to the white, pure walls and golden potions behind him. Snivellus's obsession with brewing potions that are golden in their jars is a clear example of his greed. |
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The photograph clearly captures the agressive, abusive nature of Snivellus. See his posture in comparsion to his students. If that doesn't show unnecessary anger and harmful intentions, I don't know what *does.* |
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Here is Snivellus in one of his more clever disguises(his actual, real self--which no one ever sees except on rare occasions like this photograph), but the authors of this website are no fools! See the wrinkles on his face! The vile look in his eyes! The balled-up fist, clutched in a gesture that is definitely obscene on the planet he comes from. |
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DISCLAIMER:
Not only do I not own the rights to Snivellus(Severus Snape), I would never want to, besides. this is a parody. It's just for fun. Well, and to make people aware of THE TRUTH ABOUT SNIVELLUS. |
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