I'll just post them below instead of making you click various links. ;)
The First Poem:
John is sweet,
His hair is not the color of wheat,
His posts are always a treat,
And his knowledge of Watchmen can�t be beat!
The Second Poem:
John has been my Muse Maan for awhile,
His Sacrifices post was longer than the Nile,
He dances in his own unique style,
And I hope this will make him smile.