John: ::Wonders if he should have his Marco and Ep. I Obi Wan action figure fight::
Lori: *gasp*
Lori: *would pay to see that*
John: lol!
Lori: *glances at her ep. 2 obi-wan action figure*
Lori: *who has a lightsaber in one hand, and a small dried rose in the other*
John: lol!
Lori: so...secret stuff, eh?
Lori: you know you're not really being very fair
Lori: you know i have natural weakness when it comes to curiosity
John: lol
Lori: it's a mild form of that whole "curiosity killed the cat" thing
Lori: and...hmmm
Lori: *evil idea occurs*
John: Oh dear...
John: ::Is being equally evil::
John: ::Has just gotten his Obi Wan figure::
Lori: I bet david would freak if I put this shaker/pop-pom type thing up somewhere...he is violently opposed to idea of school spirit...
John: ::Plus Obi Wan and Qui Gon's lightsabers::
Lori: and no, you seem to be being far eviler...
John: loL!
Lori: ...what are you doing now, john?
John: Oh no! It looks like things are going to get bloody!
Fluffer07: eee!
John: Two lightsabers against a gorilla morph and a very long chain!
Lori: what's happening?
John: What will happen?!
Lori: eeek!
Lori: Marco!
Lori: Ewan!
Lori: eeee!
John: The lightsabers deflect from the chain!
John: Ew- er, Obi Wan gets whacked in the head!
John: He jumps!
Lori: ack!
John: And does clearly-not-aided-by-wires/computers stunts!
Lori: *gasp*
John: He's over Marco's head!
John: Marco whips his chain up to snare him!
Lori: go marco!
Lori: look out, ewan!
John: And now everything goes into sloooooooooooow moooooooooooootiiiiiooooooooon...
Lori: *watches*
Lori: *well, as best she can via john's description on aim...*
John: And in slooooooooooooow clearly-not-Matrix-ripoff-style, Ew- er, Obi Wan avoids the chain and actually ends up under it!
Lori: whoa!
Lori: go ewan/obi-wan!
John: He swipes his lightsaber across Marco's back! I can't watch!
Lori: ...you can get him, marco!
John: Ok, now I can!
Lori: lol
John: He's only made the gorilla boy angry!
Lori: (is laughing much too hard right now*
John: Full out hand-to-hand combat!
John: Ooh!
John: Ah!
Lori: what/
Lori: What?
John: Ewan swipes at Marco's legs!
John: Marco jumps!
John: Ewan misses!
John: Marco kicks Ewan in the face!
Lori: eee!
Lori: Ouch!
Lori: poor ewan!
John: Ewan hits the pile Remnants books- er, the wall of the arena!
John: And Marco's after him!
Lori: (LOL!!!!!)
Lori: go marco!
Lori: run, ewan!
John: Ewan rolls!
John: Marco hits nothing!
Lori: *feels slightly skitzo*
John: Ewan gets up!
John: He swings-
John: Marco turns and catches the lightsaber blades against his chain!
John: It's a standoff!
John: Marco, with brute gorilla strength, is forcing him back!
Lori: go marco!
John: Ewan has a look of decided non-amusement on his face.
Lori: get him, ewan!
John: We're guessing that this means Marco is making jokes in private thought speak
Lori: ooo!
Lori: don't take that, ewan!
Lori: more marco, more!
John: Ewan is losing his grip on Qui Gon's lightsaber!
Lori: nooo!
Lori: fight it, ewan!
John: He kicks Marco in the stomach!
Lori: poor marco!
John: His sabers are free from the chains!
Lori: yay!
Lori: boo!
John: He pushes off Marco's chest with his feet and springs away!
Lori: whoo!
John: And it looks like- what's this?!
John: Marco is in the air!
John: He's coming down-
John: OOOOH!
Lori: what?
John: The chain connects squarely with Ewan's head and knocks him flat!!
Lori: what?!
John: Marco is looming over him..
Lori: ewan!
Lori: good job, marco!
John: Ewan backflips into the air just as Marco strikes!
John: He flies up and over Marco's head...
Lori: whoa!
John: And lands behind!
John: Oh my!
Lori: wow!
John: Marco rushes Ewan!
John: Ewan's just standing there!
John: Marco-
John: OOOOH!
John: As Marco is about to slam into him, Ewan strikes with his blue lightsaber!
John: EEE!
John: That *had* to hurt!
Lori: eeek!
Lori: Marco!
John: Marco collides with Ewan and they both fall to the ground!
Lori: gah!
John: Ewan's lightsaber is sticking out of Marco! Eeeee!!
John: Marco pulls himself off the blade and-
John: And ow!
John: He whacks Ewan away!
Lori: yay Marco!
Lori: (and whoo! just found second marco bookmark, plus the tobias one)
John: Marco seems to be demorphing to heal himself!
John: He's becoming very short!
Lori: lol
John: And less hairy!
John: His clothes are suspiciously loose for morphing clothes...
Lori: lol
John: Will he be able to finish in time?
Lori: morph, marco! morph!
John: He's remorphing!
John: Ewan is getting up...
John: Marco is remorphed!
John: And Ewan is up!
Lori: whoo!
John: Ewan raises his sabers and leaps into the air!!
John: He hits the chains again!
Lori: eeee!
John: It's chain-on-saber all over the place!!
Lori: aaaahhhhh!
John: Marco nails Ewan!!
Lori: ...
John: Ewan falls off my kne- er, a precipice!
Lori: *blink*
Lori: lol
John: And into the action figure accessory bo- er, a bottomless pit!!
Lori: lol!
Lori: i mean, ack!
Lori: poor ewan!
John: Wait!
John: What's this?!
John: A hook seems to have appeared on the ledge!
Lori: yay!
John: And- yes! It's Ewan!
John: Wearing the Grappling Hook Backpack from the Naboo Accessory Set (TM)!
Lori: LOL
John: (Available in the main lobby- buy six!)
Lori: Six?
John: SIX!!!!
John: What's this, now?
John: Ewan is... bending over?
Lori: ...
John: He fires the grappling hook from his backpack!!
Lori: ah, okay!
Lori: yay!
Lori: look out, marco!
John: He's got Marco!
Lori: Marco!!!!
John: Marco fights his way free before Ewan can drag him over!
Lori: yay!
John: Ewan fires again!
Lori: He catches Marco's hook!
John: *chain!
Lori: (lol, how sad is it i'm highly amused by this?)
John: And pulls it back!!
John: Oh no!
John: Marco is now weaponless!
Lori: eeek!
Lori: be careful, marco!
John: Ewan prepares to fire again!
John: Marco waits...
John: Ewan fires!
John: Marco dodges-
John: And grabs the grappling line!'
Lori: is it really very jedi-like for ewan to have that whole grappling hook thing?
John: Shh! It's so the kids will buy the toys!
Lori: oh, okay!
John: Marco starts swinging the line around, subsequently slamming Ewan into the groun!
Lori: eek!
Lori: the groun!
Lori: that's gotta hurt!
John: lol!
John: Ewan changes direction!
John: He seems to be wrapping the line around Marco's wrist!
John: ahhh!
John: He jumps!
John: GAH!!
John: Gah!!
Lori: what?
Lori: WHAT!?
John: He takes Marco's hand with him!!
Lori: no!!!!
John: That's not pretty!!
Lori: (oh dear..i see where this is going...)
John: Ewan lands nex to the injured Marco!
Lori: *watches, holding in her breath*
John: Marco wats him away!
John: The blue lightsaber falls from his grasp!
Lori: he wats him away?
Lori: is that a typo for swats or wants
Lori: anyways! continue!
Lori: what's happening now?
John: Swats!
John: Whoops!
John: Ewan is trying to get his lightsaber, but Marco isn't attacking!
John: (where is that darn lightsaber?)
Lori: lol!
John: (ah, there it is, nm)
Lori: LOL
John: (It was lost in the accessory box ;-) )
John: Ewan leaps!
Lori: (LOL!)
Lori: *makes note that john has an "accessory box"*
John: Marco dodges!
John: He comes up and -OOH!
John: He punches Ewan in the stomach!
John: And again!
Lori: *doesn't have an accessory box*
John: And again!!
Lori: oo!
Lori: go marco!
Lori: gah, poor ewan!
John: He's attempting to tear the backpack from him!
Lori: (okay, i'm def. getting a skitzo feeling now..)
Lori: get the backpack!
Lori: watch the backpack! don't loose it!
John: Oh no!!
Lori: what?
John: Ewan fires the hook and Marco goes flying!!
Lori: whoa!
Lori: eeeeek!
John: Marco seems to be hurt badly!
John: Is- is it just me or is he calling for help in thought speak?
John: He is!
John: But who?!
Lori: Marco!
John: There!
Lori: what?
John: A new challenger reveals themselves!
Lori: who?
Lori: (and if you say christian from Moulin Rouge, i'll die)
John: (I don't have a figure ;-) )
Lori: (i know. that's why i said i'd die)
Lori: (i would have been far too consumed by jealousy to not explode)
John: But I do have one this new challenge...
John: *challenger
John: Who is...
Lori: spider-man?
John: Cassie! With SLASHING WOLF CLAWS!!!!!
John: Isn't that COOL?!?!?!
Lori: lol
Lori: and *soooo* cassie, too
John: She- she seems to be talking to Ewan...
John: They're discussing the living Force and the general sanctity of life...
John: Hmm...
John: Oh my! Cassie has been pulled off stage!
John: Ahem, uh, oops!
John: Oh well!
John: But in that time, Marco has demorphed and remorphed!
John: And he reenters the fray!
Lori: whoo!
Lori: (and lol!)
John: He tears the backpack from Ewan!!
Lori: (btw, do you think my drinking a cup of coffee right now would seriously impair my ability to go to sleep in the next while?)
Lori: ewan! the backpack!
John: (perhaps ;-) )
Lori: (oh. too late)
Lori: (i should look into buying some decaf, i suppose)
John: Oh no! Ewan has produced the completely useful fish from the Otoh Gunga Accessory Pack (TM)!
John: (Available in lobby)
Lori: LOL
Lori: lobby?
Lori: ...you have a lobby?!
John: The fish is eating Marco's hand!!
John: Oh no!
Lori: marco!
John: He's whacking it against the ground!
John: Ewan is moving in...
Lori: kill it!
Lori: the fish!
Lori: kill the fish!
John: Marco turns and nails Ewan with the fish!!
Lori: no one else!
Lori: eeek!
John: The fish finally comes off!
John: Ewan goes to strike, but Marco is too close!
John: Oh!
John: Oh!!
John: Marco grabs one of Ewan's lightsabers!
Lori: what?
Lori: whoa!
Lori: ...does he know how to use one?
John: He wrestles it from him, but his gorilla hands are too big to weild it!
John: It burns his hand! Ow!!
John: Ewan attacks with his remaining lightsaber!!
Lori: whoa!
John: Marco uppercuts him!! Ouch!
John: Ewan goes flying!
John: Ewan regains his composure- on top of the Remnants pile!
Lori: lol!
John: That's right, a towering pile of 14 bookks!
Lori: you mean the arena walls?
John: Marco leaps up to join him!
John: Marco throws him down!
John: And goes to body slam him!
John: BOOM!
John: Oh no!
John: What happened?!
Lori: what?
John: We can't see through all the dust!!
John: The dust is clearing...
John: There's no sign of Ewan!!
John: Oh no!!
Lori: what?
John: Could this be... the end?!
Lori: no!
John: Gah!!
John: Ewan drops from the air!!
John: A flash of green- oh!
Lori: eeee!
John: That had to hurt!
John: Marco is angry now!
Lori: what?
John: He punches Ewan!
John: Ewan punches him!!
John: Kick!!
Lori: eeek!
Lori: KICK!!
John: Whack!!
Lori: ouch!
John: WHACK!!
John: They're matching each other, move for move!!
Lori: gah!
Lori: ...btw...
Lori: why exactly are they fighting again?
John: I wish I knew...
Lori: not even a guess?
John: For our entertainment!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA-
John: Oh.
John: Oh my.
Lori: ?
John: They seem to have heard me.
Lori: what?
John: Uh..
Lori: uh what?
John: Uh... they're looking at me funny
John: I'm sort of scared now..
Lori: uh-oh
Lori: no!
Lori: Ewan! Marco!
Lori: you must not hurt my Muse Maan!
John: Fine then! I will join the fray!
Lori: (run john!)
Lori: lol!
John: In the completely accurate form of my Ganondorf figure from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time!
Lori: LOL!
John: He's evil! He's tall! He's muscular!
John: He's *me*!
Lori: LOL!!!!!
John: Haaa!! Marco will have a footprint in his stomach for weeks!
Lori: LOL
John: And now I've got Ewan by that ridiculous Padawan braid!
Lori: LOL!
John: Let go of that shiny lightsaber, you punk!!
Lori: get 'em, Muse!
John: Marco's on my back!
John: Eeeee!
John: Ha!
John: Take that, monkey!!
Lori: what?
Lori: what'd you do?
John: I threw him into Ewan!!
John: Oh dear...
Lori: whoo!
John: And now they're regrouping!
Lori: what?
Lori: ee!
John: Clearly, physical force will not work!
John: Behold, my Amazing Knowledge of So Weird!
John: Cringe!!
Lori: eee!
John: Cringe, I say!
John: Ha HA!!
John: Watch them cringe!!
Lori: they're cringing, aren't they?
Lori: lol
John: Ryan Ollman's blood tupe is B negative!
John: *type
Lori: lol
Lori: i'm sure if he had a blood tupe, it'd be B negative, too
John: lol
John: Kamilah's address in "Lost" is 333 Somerset, Somerset Drive, St. George, SC!!!!
Lori: eee!
John: And Kamilah's email address is [email protected]!!
John: The PKB album "Rockerbaby" was released in 1986- the year of my birth!!
John: This album commemorates Fi's birth!!
John: THIS IS NOT A COINCIDENCE!!!!!
Lori: lol
John: I AM GRAND HIGH ACOLYTE AND PROPHET OF FI!!!!!!! ALL WILL BOW BEFORE MY SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!
Lori: lol
John: In the original So Weird backstory, Molly and Rick would have met in a stadium or major theater- Molly would have seen Rick on stage and, as they say, love at first sight!
Lori: whoo!
John: In the Blasphemous Third Season, they met at the Big Board Cabaret in Eugene, Oregon in 1983!!
John: Not only is this *WRONG*, it's physcially impossible seeing how the first PKB album was released in #()$&#*(&$#*(&%#*$*#$&$ING 1981!!!!!!!!!
Lori: lol
John: However, that episode did have the wonderful title of "Muse" :-)
Lori: lol!!
John: Ha!
John: Watch 'em run!!